Comments on: the top five songs about penises http://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/ Look, Ma! No pants! Sat, 17 May 2008 03:42:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Jennifer http://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-103586 Jennifer Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:53:14 +0000 http://www.badmouth.net/wordpress/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-103586 Aerosmith's Pink. "Pink as the lips on your cherry" is a line I remember-I don't know if the whole song's about vaginas. At the moment, I can't seem to think of any pecker songs... Aerosmith’s Pink. “Pink as the lips on your cherry” is a line I remember-I don’t know if the whole song’s about vaginas.

At the moment, I can’t seem to think of any pecker songs…

]]> By: Jennifer http://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-103585 Jennifer Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:28:15 +0000 http://www.badmouth.net/wordpress/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-103585 "Custard Pie" by Led Zeppelin (I'm pretty sure it's not about the pie in the oven!) “Custard Pie” by Led Zeppelin (I’m pretty sure it’s not about the pie in the oven!)

]]> By: Skippy http://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-101587 Skippy Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:14:12 +0000 http://www.badmouth.net/wordpress/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-101587 Not necessarily a penis song but Maddona's "Just like Prayer" is one of the most blatant public descriptions of a blow-job I've ever heard. AND SHE COMPARES IT TO PRAYER. When you call my name its like a little prayer Im down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the midnight hour I can feel your power Just like a prayer you know Ill take you there Just like a prayer Your voice can take me there Anyone who doubts it, just think... which is more likely, Madonna praying or Madonna taking a shot to the back of the throat? Not necessarily a penis song but Maddona’s “Just like Prayer” is one of the most blatant public descriptions of a blow-job I’ve ever heard. AND SHE COMPARES IT TO PRAYER.

When you call my name its like a little prayer
Im down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know Ill take you there

Just like a prayer
Your voice can take me there

Anyone who doubts it, just think… which is more likely, Madonna praying or Madonna taking a shot to the back of the throat?

]]> By: David http://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-82627 David Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:41:12 +0000 http://www.badmouth.net/wordpress/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-82627 No Pony the Penis = fail No Pony the Penis = fail

]]> By: Aaron http://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-73729 Aaron Fri, 11 May 2007 21:15:36 +0000 http://www.badmouth.net/wordpress/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-73729 I have not seen "Redneck Friend" by Jackson Browne mentioned. I have not seen “Redneck Friend” by Jackson Browne mentioned.

]]> By: No, I'm Not a Dick-Obsessed Perv, But... | Line Out | The Stranger's Music Blog | The Stranger | Seattle's Only Newspaper http://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-72287 No, I'm Not a Dick-Obsessed Perv, But... | Line Out | The Stranger's Music Blog | The Stranger | Seattle's Only Newspaper Thu, 03 May 2007 23:48:16 +0000 http://www.badmouth.net/wordpress/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-72287 <!--%kramer-ref-pre%-->[...] a dozen while I sat there at my desk. Wanting even more evidence, I started searching the internet. This guy lists the obvious ones: King Missile’s “Detachable Penis,” Monty Python’s “Penis [...]<!--%kramer-ref-post%--> Kramer auto Pingback[...] a dozen while I sat there at my desk. Wanting even more evidence, I started searching the internet. This guy lists the obvious ones: King Missile’s “Detachable Penis,” Monty Python’s “Penis [...]

]]> By: People doing Share my 'music knowledge' with other 'music geeks' as myself on 43 Things http://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-60136 People doing Share my 'music knowledge' with other 'music geeks' as myself on 43 Things Sun, 25 Mar 2007 17:37:47 +0000 http://www.badmouth.net/wordpress/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-60136 <!--%kramer-ref-pre%-->[...] amusing list I came across the other dayhttp://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/5. “Detachable Penis” by King Missile4. “The Penis Song (Not Noel Coward)” [...]<!--%kramer-ref-post%--> Kramer auto Pingback[...] amusing list I came across the other dayhttp://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/5. “Detachable Penis” by King Missile4. “The Penis Song (Not Noel Coward)” [...]

]]> By: CJ http://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-56090 CJ Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:17:13 +0000 http://www.badmouth.net/wordpress/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-56090 The two I don't see on the list are "Dear Penis" by Rodney Carrington and Uncle Banzai's "If I had a penis.' Both definitely worth consideration for top 5. The two I don’t see on the list are “Dear Penis” by Rodney Carrington and Uncle Banzai’s “If I had a penis.’ Both definitely worth consideration for top 5.

]]> By: Paul http://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-50207 Paul Sun, 28 Jan 2007 23:57:50 +0000 http://www.badmouth.net/wordpress/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-50207 XTC has song called "Pink Thing". You might want to consider adding it to your list. Here are the lyrics: http://www.lyricsdepot.com/xtc/pink-thing.html Anytime you rise, I'm here, And I'm crazy for you pink thing. You make me want to laugh, You make me want to cry, When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high, Pink thing. I want to take you out and show you round the world, Pink thing it'll be OK. If I could only wake you from your slumber curled, Pink thing what would straight folks say? That man isn't fit to enter heaven. That man is a sinner, Ever burning in disgrace. Pink thing, spit in my face, I'd love you for it. Anytime you call, I'll fall, Into madness for you pink thing. You make me want to live. You make me want to die. And when I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high, Pink thing. I want to take you out and show you to the girls, Pink thing they're a whole new tribe. If you could only see the way the way the gingham swirls, Pink thing it's a whole new vibe. That man isn't fit to be a father. That man is a sinner, 'Fore they cast me down to die, Pink thing, spit in my eye, I'd love you for it. Yes, I'd love you for it. Anytime you rise, I'm here, And I'm crazy for you pink thing. You make me want to laugh, You make me want to cry, When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high, Pink thing. Hundred heartbeats high, Pink thing. Hundred heartbeats high. I want to introduce you, Take you to the brink thing. I want to introduce you, Tell me what you think thing. I want to introduce you, Make that missing link thing. Don't you think it's time you met some female pink thing? You make me want to laugh, You make me want to cry, So why is it I'm happy when there's tears down in your eye? Little pink thing. ]]> By: StumbleUpon http://www.badmouth.net/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-47252 StumbleUpon Wed, 10 Jan 2007 13:08:51 +0000 http://www.badmouth.net/wordpress/the-top-five-songs-about-penises/#comment-47252 <!--%kramer-ref-pre%-->[...] Your page is now on StumbleUpon! For each appearance in your referral logs, one of our members has 'stumbled upon' your site after clicking "Stumble!" on our toolbar to discover a new great site. Enter Your URL → [...]<!--%kramer-ref-post%--> Kramer auto Pingback[...] Your page is now on StumbleUpon! For each appearance in your referral logs, one of our members has ’stumbled upon’ your site after clicking “Stumble!” on our toolbar to discover a new great site. Enter Your URL → [...]

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