“As Madonna once said, 'I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and if that makes me a bitch, that's what I am.' Pretty sure she stole that line from Sue Sylvester. No, really. I said it first.”
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The Sue Sylvester Quote Machine – Glee
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If you see any great Sue quotes I’ve missed. Throw them on here and I’ll add them.
I looked through some and started to see them repeat so I wasn’t sure if you had the trophies are like herpies one? It’s my favorite. It’s from the episode when will breaks one of her trophies.
It’s there. The random generator sometimes seems to be not as random as I would like. I’m hoping that as I continue to put more quotes in, it will be come less noticeable.
may I suggest:
“Don’t mess with me Castle or I will kick you square in the taco.”
and
“You’re just like every teenage girl in America: obsessed with vanity. Before you know it, you’ll be leaving baggies of vomit in your parents’ closet.”
and
“I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.”
I had the photo ID one in there already. I initially left the other two out, because I worried that they required more context to be funny.
I decided you are right. They deserve to be in there. And now they are.
ha! my bad – I hadn’t seen the ID one pop up. I’ll have to keep adding suggestions as new episodes come out.
This thing could be huge online if you had more than a handful of quotes. You need to get on that. Unfortunately, that means watching Glee. Why not rounding up a few syrup-brained Gleeheads to jot down every awesome word that plops from her jaw?
I actually have 53 quotes from the past 21 episodes at this point. I’ve scooped up every Sue quote that I could find.
If you think of some that I’ve missed, I’d be happy to hear them.
I haven’t yet seen the kitty cat one (too long?) or the one about there being only one person who can tell you who you really are, me, sue sylvester and I haven’t made my mind up about you yet.
What about the “you two are some of the stupidest teenagers I’ve ever seen. And keep in mind that I once taught cheerleading camp to a young Sarah Palin.” (paraphrased)
Already in there.
“this year I got myself a bit of an eyelift. while they were in there I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. wasn’t using them anyway.”
lovvve sue. she’s the best gym teacher ever. haha
oh is that what you want? well what I wanted a head cheerleader who wasn’t going to hoist her legs behind her ears in the backseat of the first station wagon she could jimmy open throwing away any chance she had in life.
Sue: Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.
Sue: Caning works! And I think it’s about time we did a little more of it right here… yes, we cane!
Sue: I’m going to ask you to smell your armpits. That’s the smell of failure, and it’s stinking up my office
Sue: I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.
My fav is..
I’m all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.
“I’m sure you’re all wondering why I called you here in the dead of night, when I’m usually out bowhunting hobos”
Gotta add that…