As a child, I wanted to be a Jedi. Badly. I also wanted to be a ninja (possibly of the mutant turtle variety), an archeologist with a whip and hard-nosed, hard-drinking private investigator.
In my darkest hour, I might admit that at a young age, I did exactly what the subject of the videos I am about to present is doing. Some of you might be forced to admit the same thing. But there is one important difference between you, me and this dork.
He did it on video.
Like kinky sex tapes you made with your ex-girlfriend, anything this embarrassing is bound to make it on the Internet eventually. And so, I present: The Star Wars Kid.
Viewing Guide. Watch the first one for as long as you can bear it. Then see the really well done “remix version.”
Please, fellow Farkers, have pity on my piss-poor server and consider getting these videos here. I pay a whopping $45 per year for my hosting. Guess how much bandwidth that buys me?
Tags: star wars, star wars kid
Dude you are abou to get farked. Save yourself and get this mirrored asap. Just a heads up from a totalfarker. LATE
Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s a lighting stand. You did watch the remix, didn’t you? That’s where all the good stuff is.
Why are you ashamed of our love?
I couldn’t watch it all, I had to poke out my eyeballs when he started slipping on the towel in his haste to whip around the “Towel-Rod of Doom”. Good thing I’m a touch typist.
Steve, I said “you,” not “me.” Sorry to out you in public like this.
oh my gosh, I can’t pull this one up on my computer, but PLEASE tell me you are NOT this DORKY!!! Beth
John,
“Like kinky sex tapes you made with your ex-boyfriend” ??? What are you telling Us???
The family is ruined!
Brother Steve
brilliant.
ah man this sever is about to get nailed
behold the power of fark
goat boy
Damn. I finally get on FARK and it’s a video link that’s going to pound my server into the ground in about six minutes flat.
Ha-ha
Hey look, I can download all three at the same time. WHOOOOPPEEEE!!!!!
/asshat.
ha ha.. funny stuff. not as good as the star wars one, but the sfx were better. mind you im a matrix nerd.
and your all wrong, its one of those things for getting golf balls outta water.
Check out my site for another Mortal Kombat version as well as lots of other hacked videos.
Can somebody please tell me how to make money on the internet?
Chaon: Ask random people on a site featuring a video of a kid being a Jedi with a golf ball scooper… oh, wait – you already did that.
Well, seeing as how you’ve elimanated the OBVIOUS sources…..
Fark rules. This kid is great. I highly recommend that you donate to this poor fat slob. We should be paying for humiliation of this quality.
Get a job and pay for it yourself if you feel this is that important.
No, no we all know it’s the porno ads
The kid already got a whole crapload of cash (about $4,000 as of last week or so), should be enough to cover his wounded ego. S’probably getting more daily. Good for him!