As a child, I wanted to be a Jedi. Badly. I also wanted to be a ninja (possibly of the mutant turtle variety), an archeologist with a whip and hard-nosed, hard-drinking private investigator.
In my darkest hour, I might admit that at a young age, I did exactly what the subject of the videos I am about to present is doing. Some of you might be forced to admit the same thing. But there is one important difference between you, me and this dork.
He did it on video.
Like kinky sex tapes you made with your ex-girlfriend, anything this embarrassing is bound to make it on the Internet eventually. And so, I present: The Star Wars Kid.
Viewing Guide. Watch the first one for as long as you can bear it. Then see the really well done “remix version.”
Please, fellow Farkers, have pity on my piss-poor server and consider getting these videos here. I pay a whopping $45 per year for my hosting. Guess how much bandwidth that buys me?
May 24th, 2003 at 3:20 pm
John,
“Like kinky sex tapes you made with your ex-boyfriend” ??? What are you telling Us???
The family is ruined!
Brother Steve
May 24th, 2003 at 5:54 pm
oh my gosh, I can’t pull this one up on my computer, but PLEASE tell me you are NOT this DORKY!!! Beth
May 24th, 2003 at 6:01 pm
Steve, I said “you,” not “me.” Sorry to out you in public like this.
May 27th, 2003 at 12:14 am
Why are you ashamed of our love?
May 27th, 2003 at 4:37 pm
I couldn’t watch it all, I had to poke out my eyeballs when he started slipping on the towel in his haste to whip around the “Towel-Rod of Doom”. Good thing I’m a touch typist.
May 27th, 2003 at 4:41 pm
Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s a lighting stand. You did watch the remix, didn’t you? That’s where all the good stuff is.
May 28th, 2003 at 10:33 pm
Dude you are abou to get farked. Save yourself and get this mirrored asap. Just a heads up from a totalfarker. LATE
May 28th, 2003 at 10:57 pm
brilliant.
May 29th, 2003 at 12:10 am
ah man this sever is about to get nailed
behold the power of fark
goat boy
May 29th, 2003 at 12:14 am
Damn. I finally get on FARK and it’s a video link that’s going to pound my server into the ground in about six minutes flat.
May 29th, 2003 at 12:21 am
Ha-ha
May 29th, 2003 at 12:22 am
Hey look, I can download all three at the same time. WHOOOOPPEEEE!!!!!
/asshat.
May 29th, 2003 at 12:35 am
ha ha.. funny stuff. not as good as the star wars one, but the sfx were better. mind you im a matrix nerd.
and your all wrong, its one of those things for getting golf balls outta water.
May 29th, 2003 at 1:18 am
Check out my site for another Mortal Kombat version as well as lots of other hacked videos.
May 29th, 2003 at 2:09 am
Can somebody please tell me how to make money on the internet?
May 29th, 2003 at 3:44 am
Chaon: Ask random people on a site featuring a video of a kid being a Jedi with a golf ball scooper… oh, wait - you already did that.
Well, seeing as how you’ve elimanated the OBVIOUS sources…..
May 29th, 2003 at 5:23 am
Fark rules. This kid is great. I highly recommend that you donate to this poor fat slob. We should be paying for humiliation of this quality.
May 29th, 2003 at 6:12 am
Get a job and pay for it yourself if you feel this is that important.
May 29th, 2003 at 6:23 am
No, no we all know it’s the porno ads
May 29th, 2003 at 6:29 am
The kid already got a whole crapload of cash (about $4,000 as of last week or so), should be enough to cover his wounded ego. S’probably getting more daily. Good for him!
May 29th, 2003 at 7:48 am
Man, I tell you what. My heart really goes out to this kid. Why don’t you send this kid some money rather than the host of this site and all the other people that are exploiting him for laughs.
Poor Kid.
May 29th, 2003 at 8:51 am
GrownUpDweeb
waxy.org has already gathered ~$2000 for the kid
May 29th, 2003 at 9:27 am
You should find more hosts for those videos.
May 29th, 2003 at 10:12 am
Damn server has been farked
May 29th, 2003 at 11:15 am
downloading at 4.49K ROFL
you got farked up son
May 29th, 2003 at 12:27 pm
Yay.. 2k/sec.
May 29th, 2003 at 12:38 pm
Not all farkers are such asshats, I downloaded it from a mirror after reading your plea to save your bandwidth.
May 29th, 2003 at 2:57 pm
Hey that’s me!
uh.. never mind..
May 29th, 2003 at 4:24 pm
I decided I wanted to pound on the server, so I downloaded it from here.
I’m getting 4K/sec.
Why did you guys not give credit to the makers of the special effects versions?
May 29th, 2003 at 4:37 pm
I pulled down off Bitorrent. No attribution was given on the site I grabbed them from. If anyone has the info, I’d be happy to put it up
May 30th, 2003 at 1:42 am
Haha… Way to go for both remixes. I wish I got money every time I was humiliated, be it in public or on the ‘net! Even just an iPod would do. But both? Lucky kid.
May 30th, 2003 at 8:32 am
absolutly great. the kid’s getting paid for the humiliation, so it all pays off in the end i guess.
both remixes are great. thanks for making these readily available to all of the Star Wars geeks that haven’t yet admitted to behaving like this in the past.
May 30th, 2003 at 9:36 am
Yeah, well the kid is not taking the money on the advice of his lawyer. Yeah, that’s right, he’s going to sue the people that put the video on the net. Now I feel better about laughing at him.
May 30th, 2003 at 9:44 am
I got the first file from bittorrent, but then http://www.fdntech.com/files went down forever. Can’t even load that site. So… your page gets hammered. Sorry.
May 30th, 2003 at 9:49 am
Also, the grammar in the remixed scrolling text is painful.
May 30th, 2003 at 9:52 am
Bittorrent is still working for me. Try again.
May 30th, 2003 at 11:04 am
Star Wars Kid might be suing people who put the video on the net.
http://www.jish.nu/2003_05_01_archive.php#200359792
May 30th, 2003 at 3:56 pm
bandwidth.bandwidth.bandwidth.
May 30th, 2003 at 7:48 pm
is that a thing for getting golf ball out of lakes?
April 28th, 2004 at 2:27 pm
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