Before we get all dirty, let’s offer a moment of praise for one Sly Stallone. Tired of being a bit actor in bit parts, Stallone wrote the script for Rocky. And when the studios engaged in a bidding war for the script, Stallone had the balls to demand that he be cast in the title role, even though MGM offered him $150,000 to let Ryan O’Neal take the role. Rocky went on to win the Best Editing, Best Director and Best Picture Oscars at the Academy Awards in 1976.
And the movie catapulted Stallone into superstardom.
OK. Enough with the nice-nice.
After Rocky, Stallone started his long, drawn-out fall from glory. He made crappy movies, sequels to those crappy movies and sequels to those sequels. Rocky came back, again and again. He was joined by Rambo and dozens of other characters, all drawn with the depth of a petrie dish. Stallone’s attempts at light comedy (Oscar) and legitimate drama (Copland) were abysmal failures. But compared to what I’m going to show you now, they were rousing successes.
Without further ado, I present: The Five Worst Sylvester Stallone Movies.
5. Tango & Cash (1989)
Sly’s Guy: Raymond “Ray” Tango
Plot: Tango & Cash has always held a warm place in my heart as one of the best bad movies that I’ve ever seen. Sly teams up with a slumming Kurt Russell, who turns in his best performance since The Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes. Stallone plays Ray Tango to Russell’s Gabe Cash.
Tango and Cash, two rising stars in the L.A.P.D., are paired together at the start of the movie. Tango plays it by the book. Cash is a loose cannon. They don’t get along. After they establish this startlingly original premise, the movie lurches along from ridiculous plot point to atrocious acting to overblown action scene.
The script is credited to Randy Fellman, which I assume is a codename for some sort of Pentagon supercomputer programmed with every bad action movie cliche in the book. The fact that this so called “Fellman” also wrote the Eddie Murphy turd-burger Metro only supports my hypothesis.
Low Points:
The L.A.P.D.’s bulletproof SUV with side-mounted machine cannon.
Stallone and Russell in full drag, an image that no combination of alcohol and barbiturates can erase from my mind.
Redeeming Moments:
Teri Hatcher as a stripper.
The emergence of Stallone’s “smart” glasses.
4. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
Sly’s Guy: Sgt. Joe Bomowski
Plot: Flashback to the early nineties. Stallone is box-office gold and The Golden Girls rule the small screen. Someone decided that these two great tastes would taste great together and gave birth to the abomination of a film, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
Stallone plays tough-as-nails Sgt. Joe Bomowski who can take down vicious criminals with ease, but has trouble dealing with his tougher-than-nails 80-lb. mother played by Estelle Getty.
Getty flies out to visit her son, interferes with his love life and becomes the sole witness to a gangland hit. Soon she is riding shotgun with Stallone as he attempts to solve the crime, get the girl and save her life.
Trivia fact: this movie was originally written as a comedy, but the director and cast tried a new spin when they played it as a giant suckfest instead.
Low Point:
A dream sequence with Stallone fighting crime dressed up in a giant diaper.
Redeeming Moment:
It’s only 87 minutes long.
3. Over The Top (1987)
Sly’s Guy: Lincoln Hawk
Plot: At some point in his career, movie executives realized that people would see anything with Stallone in it. Anything. (Experts point to 1986’s Cobra as the turning point.) Freed from the constraints of hiring real “screenwriters” to generate a “script,” the producers of Over The Top decided they could make an entire movie about the so-called sport of arm-wrestling.
Stallone plays a trucker named Lincoln Hawk — which sounds more like an affordable mid-priced luxury sedan than an actual, living human being. Judging from Stallone’s acting chops in this movie, watching the sedan would have been more enjoyable.
The movie finds Hawk trying to win custody of his son after his ex-wife’s death. He kidnaps the boy from his wife’s father, a wealthy businessman who selfishly wants to give the kid an education, a roof, food, etc. Hawk on the other hand, drives around in his big rig, repeatedly pumping his right arm, and oiling his pecs in preparation for a big arm-wrestling competition in Las Vegas. What red-blooded boy wouldn’t want a piece of that?
Low Point:
The dramatic arm-wrestling championship at the end, which involvs two beefy men tied together with leather straps flexing and groaning for ten minutes solid.
Redeeming Moment:
The soundtrack, which includes eighties glam rocker Sammy Hagar, soundtrack savant Kenny Loggins and Sly’s talent-free brother Frank.
2. Rhinestone (1984)
Sly’s Guy: Nick Martinelli
Plot: Sylvester Stallone singing country music.
I’ll repeat it again.
Sylvester Stallone singing country music.
This wasn’t a horror movie. It wasn’t a student film project. This was a major motion picture. A comedy. And it was horrifyingly real.
Rhinestone combined the singing talents of Sylvester Stallone with the acting abilities of Dolly Parton. Who the hell gave this the greenlight? I understand that it can be fun to cast against type, but casting Stallone as a country singer is like casting Arnold Schwarzenegger as a five-year-old schoolgirl named “Suzie.”
Parton plays a country who stuck in a really bad contract. Strangely, it wasn’t the same contract that forced her to make this movie. The sleazy nightclub owner who holds her contract makes her an offer: if she can teach a regular joe of his choosing to sing, she gets out of her contract. If she can’t, she has to sleep with the manager. The manager picks New Jersey taxi driver Nick Martinelli, played by Stallone.
Low Point:
The first time Stallone “sings.” I’m sure the other times he sang were equally bad, but by that point I had already punctured both my ear-drums with an icepick, and I was in the process of gouging out my eyes with a butter knife to remove the image of Stallone in his sequin and fringe cowboy shirt.
Redeeming Moment:
Dolly Parton. After starring in the fresh and witty 9 to 5, Parton was mired in the middle of a crap movie slump that she wouldn’t shake until Steel Magnolias in 1989. Still, she has undeniable charisma, and if you have to choose between watching Parton or Stallone, choose Parton.
1. The Party At Kitty And Stud’s (1970)
Sly’s Guy: Stud
Plot: That’s right. The rumors are true. Stallone did porno. He plays a guy named “Stud.” He and his girlfriend Kitty throw wild orgies and engage in every natural and unnatural sex act in the book. Stallone was reportedly paid $200 to make this movie, and it was re-released in 1976 as The Italian Stallion to cash in on Rocky-mania.
Low Point:
When you picked up the box and said, “Why don’t I rent The Party At Kitty And Stud’s?“
Redeeming Moment:
You’re watching low-budget, ’70s porn starring Sly Stallone. There is no redeeming moment. Go take a shower, perv.
August 10th, 2003 at 8:31 am
You left off Cobra. Oh, and also Oscar. Oh, and Rocky 2345. Oh, and also Lockup. Oh, and also Rambo III……
Why even go on.
P.S. If this pisses you off, don’t worry about it. I don’t shop here.
August 10th, 2003 at 8:35 am
It was tough choosing just five. Stallone has lots of crap movies to choose from.
August 10th, 2003 at 9:09 am
Weren’t all 80’s movies crap though?
August 10th, 2003 at 12:47 pm
You misspelled “schwarzenegger”.
August 10th, 2003 at 4:00 pm
Not anymore.
August 11th, 2003 at 6:25 am
My fav line:
“which sounds more like an affordable mid-priced luxury sedan than an actual, living human being”
My mind still can’t accept that he did porn. Well, at least his acting would have been at the appropriate level.
Ok, looked it up on IMDB. I just wanna know…did you WATCH that movie? *shudder*
August 11th, 2003 at 7:58 am
He was great in Roger Corman’s Death Race 2000!
August 14th, 2003 at 3:00 am
Hey, I watched Over the Top as a kid. It was one of those bonding moments. Maybe that’s why I liked it, who knows.
Sure Stalone usually makes B movies, but I actually enjoyed Tango and Cash and a few others. Rocky III with Mr. T, now that was a high point.
August 19th, 2003 at 8:52 am
in light of your article, I thought you might like this one as well
http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=23960
August 20th, 2003 at 5:15 pm
hey, i thought Oscar was pretty funny!!! i like that movie!
September 29th, 2003 at 6:39 pm
Did you forget about “Get Carter”? What a piece of S#!* ! That should be Number 1, at the least #2..
October 5th, 2003 at 7:42 am
your all ass holes sly has all motivating movies so fock off
October 6th, 2003 at 4:29 pm
I actually like most of the movies that were listed as the worst. Over the Top was my favorite. I like the way this movie relates to real life.
October 6th, 2003 at 4:33 pm
Stalone is a great actor and should be respected for all of his hard work!
October 9th, 2003 at 3:35 pm
Yo Adrian, I did it. “Hey you knock him down why don’t you try knocking me down.” Mickey, “Catch the chicken, Rocky when you do you will be fast like lightning”, Rocky ” I feel like a moron over here.” He is a good actor the roles that he played he fit in perfectly. The movies he was fit for perfect was all the Rockys’. All the other movies he did alright but the Rocky sequels he will always be remembered for.
October 12th, 2003 at 7:32 pm
I played in movies??? Hey, that’s pretty cool. But hey, check this out. I got this idea to write a movie about this guy becoming a boxer or whatever, and like he trains and stuff. Then, like, he gets called on by the nation to represent the working class workers with their workfulness situations. I’m gonna call this guy, ‘The Italian Stallion’, yeah, and like he totally starts to kick big boxer ass and stuff. Man. That will be pretty neat, huh? And like, he makes it with his cousin’s sister. I will name that character, umm, Adrien. After my mother. Yeah.
October 27th, 2003 at 8:20 pm
Slys best movie:Get Carter,
Last night tried to watch ,forget title, recent with Anthony Quinn,awful, could not watch.
October 27th, 2003 at 9:20 pm
OH PLEASE.EVERYBODY SHOULD RESPECT ALL SLY’S MOVIES.ALL THE MOVIES HE WAZ IN WERE PERFECT ROLES FOR HIM.COPLAND,ROCKY,RAMBO,OSCAR,GET CARTER,DRIVEN,ECT.RESPECT HIM.HE’S A GODD ACTOR.HE WORKED HARD.THE CRITICS DID NOT GIVE HIM THE RESPECT HE DESERVES.HE’S BETTER THAN MOST ACTORS TODAY.THANK YOU.BY THE WAY,ANYBODY KNOW IF ROCKY 6 IS COMIN’ OUT ANYTIME SOON?
November 7th, 2003 at 8:12 pm
What about the early Lords of Flatbush?
What about Paradise Alley?
I’m a Stallone fan, so I liked these as well, but I imagine if the reviewer would have known of these they would make the list as well.
C’mon, Rhinestone was intended to be wheels off!
November 12th, 2003 at 12:02 am
yoo stallone is the man his movies are action packed but funny at the same time
November 27th, 2003 at 3:55 am
stallone rox you iddiots
December 3rd, 2003 at 2:29 am
Stallone is the best there is. Everyone who doubts him has no idea what they’re talkin about. Yes, he had a few flops, but nobody can doubt the Rocky movies. Besides, I don’t see any of you Stallone haters achieving anything close to what he has.
December 7th, 2003 at 7:58 am
I agree that most of Sylvester Stallone’s films have been terrible. However, I thought that Copland was a decent flick.
December 7th, 2003 at 8:15 am
Copland wasn’t bad, but it was a commercial bomb. That’s why Stallone didn’t make any more efforts at “legitimate” acting.
January 1st, 2004 at 11:18 am
Will you just shut up! all actors have good and bad movies and I just happen to like his movies. So just leave Stallone alone. You couldn’t make a movie better than his worst. So if you’re going to be assholes and bag someone who got a lot further in life than you ever will, you can just take your head and shove it up your arse.
Annie
January 9th, 2004 at 2:11 am
why do u watch stallone movies if u dont like him? i thought all his movies were good except stop or my mum will shoot me.but i havent seen the party at kitty’s and studs. did he really do porno? he is the best actor!!!
January 9th, 2004 at 2:16 am
The only movies Sly ever made good was the Rocky I-II-III other wise even his XX rated movies way back in the 70s where crap.
January 12th, 2004 at 4:06 pm
I’ve got around 20 Stallone films and think they are all brilliant, he is brilliant in them. He is one of my hero’s. I’d love to be able to work as hard as him and achieve what he has. And all the idiots that say he is a crap actor can jus suck my dick.
January 14th, 2004 at 4:44 am
everyone is entitled to their opinion…I personally like sly’s movies. they’re motivating, you can relate, and you nver get tired of them. he’s an awsome actor and will make a lot more movies like the ones in the past. so for those of you that don’t like them, don’t watch them and comment all you want, but for all you sly fans, we’re the reason why he makes those unforgetable movies he makes. so i say hate all you want and like all you want, but choose to like, i own all sly movies, i think he’s better than arnold s.
January 16th, 2004 at 9:01 pm
“if you don’t have somthing nice to say, then don’t say SHIT” have you heard that saying? well now u have. don’t go crapin all over sly’s movies i personally love rocky! it’S the best motivating movie. if you hate it then just don’t say any thing. And ok he had some ups and downs in his carrier but that is not a reason to hate or totaly say that ALL of his movies are crapy. But the porno :S i didn’t think it was true i will get back to u on thet one :S
January 16th, 2004 at 9:13 pm
I actually went out of my way to point out that I thought the first Rocky was brilliant. But Stallone never made anything that good again. He had some “okay” movies, but this article is about the really bad ones.
Oh and the porn is real. Frighteningly real.
February 29th, 2004 at 1:49 pm
Sly is a great actor. Over the top is so nice movie u can watch it with family and has a family taste. Cobra is 100% action and a pure american movie. and all others he was great.
March 2nd, 2004 at 3:50 pm
If you really would like to make a “worst” movielist from Stallones movies, then “Over The Top” surely wouldn’t be in it.
Being a huge Stallone fan I’ll put down a list of the five Stallone movies I BEST liked
1. Rambo : First Blood
2. The Rocky Saga
3. Copland
4. Demolition man
5. Cliffhanger
You can see my own and other peoples ratings check :
http://www.saskovic.com/index_rating.php
March 3rd, 2004 at 4:16 am
u want to no the worst movie his made is the patry at kittys and studs. can u blam hom then he had no money and needed a job so all u a##holes can just stuff u he is a great actor. i would die to meet him.all rocky movies were great! i also loved over the top, cliffhanger, rambo. i liked get cater but i think it wasnt as good as the rest of his movies. if u want to bag his movies why dont u bag stop or my mum wiil shot me
March 4th, 2004 at 11:49 pm
phantasm get stuffed why dont u!he is a good actor. not the best but u have 2 atmite Rocky was good!
March 5th, 2004 at 4:06 am
Phantasm, your one crazy person make up your mind do yoy like sly or not????
March 5th, 2004 at 4:55 am
slys a babe!
March 6th, 2004 at 5:57 pm
sly is complete legend!!!
March 7th, 2004 at 11:25 am
rambo is a pussy
March 7th, 2004 at 11:28 am
u now the score its hardcore
March 16th, 2004 at 5:30 am
I would have to disagree with your five worse Sylvester Stallone’ movies. I personally loved “Over the Top” and am currently trying to figure out when it will come out on DVD for the US. This is an awesome movie and who ever disagrees is a changeling (that means an idiot). I would recommend that everyone who reads this to see this movie.
It is currently not on DVD but you should be able to find it on VHS at Blockbusters or other movie rental store.
March 17th, 2004 at 10:14 am
i luv sly hes rockin.. n yeh bout the porno thing as sumone said he didnt have any money at the time so yeh. i luv rocky its sumthin i can relate to personally . i luv him hes a hotto 4 eva
March 17th, 2004 at 11:34 pm
Syl Stallone only makes great movies, if yall dont like him then dont watch his movies dont pull this kind of crap.
March 18th, 2004 at 2:50 pm
tango and cash is legendary, and over the top, how can they possibaly be in the top five worst?????? any1 got any news about rocky 6?
March 18th, 2004 at 5:24 pm
hey syl how are you ur movies is very nice iam sherif from egypt
March 18th, 2004 at 5:50 pm
and i am the king of israel
March 21st, 2004 at 6:05 pm
Sir sly’s is a genious. He works wonders and made
legends like Rocky and Rambo. Although he’s of sicilian origin, he loves america than most americans and i believe he could died for it,
which he did say in rambo II. Sly’s creative,
he’s born fighter in real life and worth loving.
He inspires most of us, even when things r a bit challenging for him in these years, he’ll always find a way out,i’m sure.Sly has personality, to die for. Sly’s 4 everyone , but i also think he’s
or was a bit over patriotic.
March 22nd, 2004 at 9:57 pm
noong bata pa ako eh napanood ko yung pelikula ni sylvester pero noong mapanood ko uli ngayong malaki na ako eh para bang nakakatuya na meron ba namang nag bunong braso ng ganun katagal saka yung ibang character umiinom ng engine oil ano ba yan kaka ano kaka diri masyadong exaguratted yata pero well any way hello to my kababayans saka more power kay stallone sana gumawa ka pa ng mas maraming maganda na pelikula na kapupulutan ng aral paalam
March 22nd, 2004 at 10:03 pm
kung sa bagay ganun talaga pagawa ng pelikula hindi lahat ng manonood eh magugustuhan yung pelikula pero ok na rin ako wala akong favoritism sa mga artista basta maykatuturan ang pelikula pinapanood ko kahit ingles o kahit anong nasyon ang pelikula eh pinapanood ko so any way more power sa inyo kamusta nga pala sa mga taga sta.maria bulacan sa mga taga baguio saka sa mga taga pasig at antipolo saka sa mga taga bario san vicente
March 23rd, 2004 at 3:16 am
i agree stallone is a hotti.
March 24th, 2004 at 11:16 am
Dumbasses, this is the first top bad movies of stallone that actually makes sence. Although tango & cash was cool. Cobra ruled ass. Now stfu.
http://x2sys.c-64.at
March 25th, 2004 at 8:56 am
“Good” Stallone movies, now that’s a stretch. You don’t see actors entering bodybuilding contests, and I certainly don’t want to see bodybuilders trying to be actors.
March 26th, 2004 at 4:45 pm
wot about arnie then?
March 30th, 2004 at 12:12 pm
rambo is a great actor and a great guy. his films are good but he is not that much in the celeb spot light, like
April 13th, 2004 at 2:12 am
sly is a very good actor, have you not seen ROCKY. His films are over the top but that’s what so great about them.He’s a actor,writer and a director.He’s even won several awards from that great script Rocky.Rocky 4 was one of the biggiest box office hits of the 80’s. He deserves a lot more respect.He is one of my hero’s.
April 13th, 2004 at 4:50 am
tank you for this site
April 16th, 2004 at 2:02 pm
Have you guys seen F.I.S.T.? It’s one of my favorites…By the way, Over The Top deserves more credit than it has been recieving, ’cause it’s a great fuckin’ movie!!!
My absolute favorite Stallone movies:
1. Rocky(and the sequels)
2. F.I.S.T.
3. First Blood (and the sequels)
4. Cobra
5. Over The Top
6. Lock Up
7. Tango & Cash
8. Oscar(deserves more credit!!!)
9. Cliffhanger
10. Assassins
11. Cop Land
12. D-Tox
13. Driven
14. Avenging Angelo
I have seen “Spy Kids 3″ recently, and I think Stallone is so funny in it…but the movie itself SUCKS!
April 16th, 2004 at 2:06 pm
I LOVE YOU Sly Stallone
And
Thank’s For This Site.
April 18th, 2004 at 6:21 am
How about “Driven”…After 5 minutes watching this dog, I was looking around for the nearest exit, but my ride wasn’t ready to leave. It was hell and pure torture. I will NEVER go to another sick “SLY” flick again.
April 19th, 2004 at 12:31 am
John–you’re a good writer; funny, articulate, probably even more efficient than I’m comfortable giving you credit for. Next time you write something, continue to weild it from the heart…but see if you can’t get it sold, engage yourself as an unknown in to the lead role, and walk away with a Oscar for Best Picture. I don’t want to sound argumentative, but I’m one of many people who can forgive any stumbling blocks, up to and including low-budget porn, that came from the mind and body of the man who wrote and led in, Rocky. It’s a wickedly awesome movie done with tenacity and even an uncommonly healthy dose of Divine intervention. Not everyone is fueled by the prospect of self-betterment by way of diminishing another’s efforts. I’m a critic too…but I wouldn’t unload it on someone like Sly who will always have, metaphorically, the one punch to Ali’s heart that sent him to the mat.
April 19th, 2004 at 4:49 pm
I give Stallone all the credit in the world for Rocky. Check the first paragraph. I think it’s a fantastic movie and it should have been the beginning of a long steady career for Sly. But I feel like he sold out after that. He took the easy road: sequels and mediocre action flicks. He made money, but at the expense of his credibility as a legitimate actor. He should have demanded better scripts–challenged himself with unusual roles.
He tried a little here and there: Oscar, Copland–but never consistantly.
At any rate, this is not supposed to be the final word on Stallone’s career achievement. Just a look at Sly at his worst. Certainly he has had his good moments, and with Rocky, he had at least one great moment as well.
April 19th, 2004 at 6:32 pm
I realized your consideration of Rocky was the first thing you wrote as this page started AFTER I put my post up. I think I was just frustrated because I caught myself laughing at what you accurately laid out as, primarily, the rest of his career. Thanks for noting Rocky as a great movie–and inducing a laugh here or there on other notes. Is this a living or a hobby for you?
April 24th, 2004 at 4:32 pm
Paradise Alley should have been in the Top 5 instead of Tango and Cash. He also “horrendously” sings the theme song. I also was thinking “Staying Alive” but that was a Frank Stallone movie, not Sylvester Stallone
April 24th, 2004 at 5:57 pm
Sylvester Stallone directed Staying Alive. That would explain Frank’s appearance in the film.
April 25th, 2004 at 3:34 pm
i know that people hate sly and like to badmouth his moovys but c’mon people. sly is really tiny, like midget size. so i don’t think it’s fair to make fun of someone with a handy cap. i mean, it’s even written in the scripts, that the director will: dig a trench 6 feet deep, place camera, cameraperson, dolly and the track for all filming sequences. see, one of the tricks of the trade is to shoot short people from below, to give the illusion that they’re taller.
so, let’s give short people a shout out and recognize sly for the talent that he is!
April 28th, 2004 at 5:23 pm
hey all u guys and gals who are sayin sly has alot of crap movies are just a pile of crap themselves. So stop it ! sly is a great actor. hes da bomb! And to all the stallone fans i have a stallone website, feel free to add a message to my forum - http://www.thestallonedomeisthebest.moonfruit.com!
remember slys da bomb !!!!!!!!!!
May 16th, 2004 at 12:35 am
Hey, I wonder if Arnie and sly will act in a movie together?
May 16th, 2004 at 4:47 pm
tell me in which movie Sylvester Stallone played a women
May 25th, 2004 at 9:24 pm
all you people that are dissin’ sylvester stallone need to a life when your sitting at your computter writtin a load of crap about one of the best ever actors ask yourself this question could i think up a film like Rocky or help write a film as good as Rambo no i didnt think you could and you all need to get a life!look the films that you have voted the worst rock so what does that say about hes best films hey?
CARRY ON DOING WHAT YOUR DOING SLY BECAUSE
YOU ROCK AND ONLY SAD PEOPLE WOULD DISAGREE!!
May 28th, 2004 at 7:17 pm
Here is George Washington Duke,the best promoter ever,and welcome Rocky -houmourfully Champ ever!
June 3rd, 2004 at 7:00 am
I don’t think TANGO & CASH should be in the worst 5. Heck, OVER THE TOP shouldn’t be there!
I thought LOCK UP was worse than those.
JUDGE DREDD! Whoa that was nasssty.
Other dismal Sly flicks : DRIVEN, DAYLIGHT, D-TOX (whoa they all start with ‘D’).
I did like COPLAND, ROCKY, RAMBO, AVENGING ANGELO & deep down, I love ‘STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT’. You guys have got to watch that one stoned.
June 5th, 2004 at 9:31 pm
I thought Rhinestone was so bad that it was one of the five funniest movies I ever saw
June 5th, 2004 at 9:31 pm
I thought Rhinestone was so bad that it was one of the five funniest movies I ever saw
June 8th, 2004 at 12:56 am
stallone is da bomb, he is my favourite actor of all time. i just watched cliffhanger and i love that movie. my top 5 are 1rocky[ for sure]2daylight, 3over the top, 4cliffhanger, 5tango and cash.
i still really like rambo and lock up.
i saw spy kids 3, sly him self was funny but i didnt realy like the movie
June 8th, 2004 at 12:56 am
stallone is da bomb, he is my favourite actor of all time. i just watched cliffhanger and i love that movie. my top 5 are 1rocky[ for sure]2daylight, 3over the top, 4cliffhanger, 5tango and cash.
i still really like rambo and lock up.
i saw spy kids 3, sly him self was funny but i didnt realy like the movie
June 10th, 2004 at 9:34 pm
I think the general views sum up nicely, that Stallone is the best actor of his generation, and todays generation too!
July 9th, 2004 at 4:46 am
I love sylvester Stallone.if people dont like him then why watch his movies then. i do agree the movie ‘party at kittys and studs’ was the worst movie sly has done by far, but as some one said he had no money at the time. over the top was great it deserves better credit than that.
July 9th, 2004 at 4:48 am
i love rocky
July 9th, 2004 at 4:58 am
have u seen slys wife shes attractive and she is a model. thats the ony reason he is married to her not for love but cause shes hot. plus she is half his age!
July 9th, 2004 at 11:05 pm
I love Sylvester Stallone!!He is sooooo hot in Rocky 3.I’d star in a porno film with him anytime
July 10th, 2004 at 6:47 am
SLY IS THE MAN, HE WORKED HIS WAY UP TO A MEGA SUPERSTAR AND HIS MOVIES ALL HAVE A MESSAGE, RAMBO SHOWED HOW WE TREATED OR VIETNAM VETS AND NOT EVERYONE FORGOT THEM, GOD BLESS THE VETS AND SLY. TAKE HIS MOVIES FOR WHAT THEY ARE, ENTERTAINMENT. IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM DONT WATCH THEM AND I CAN NOT WAIT FOR ROCKY 6
July 13th, 2004 at 10:04 pm
My favorite lines from Rocky: “Take her to the zoo!”
“Cut it out…you’re breakin’ the ribs”
Favorite scene: Drinking a glass of five raw eggs, and seeing the goo of it dripping down his chin onto his sweats. “Absolutely”
First Blood is a top notch B action flick - great stuff.
Watchable: Rocky 1 through 3, First Blood and Rambo II
Copland I have not seen, but heard it was pretty good.
Most of the rest I’ll pass.
July 16th, 2004 at 7:49 pm
stop talking shit about Sly, he’s done pretty good, he s made good and bad films, it comes with t he territory.
July 17th, 2004 at 1:39 pm
My best films are Rocky 4,Demolotion Man,Over The Top,Avenging Angelo and Tango & Cash but I think it can´t be a bigger fan from SLY as I,you know?!I can Rocky 1 and Over the Top how my hand!!!
September 23rd, 2004 at 2:11 am
i totaly agree his movies are for entertment not to be taken pesonly. everyone has there own opion so keep them to your self. i cant belive there is a web site like this badmothing
September 29th, 2004 at 4:16 pm
I remembering watching a couple Stallone movies as a kid and being very inspired by him. He is one of the people who have inspired me. I think he deserves a decent amount of credit. How many actors have created the kind of personas that he has? Think about it, Rocky and Rambo, everybody knows who you are talking about when you mention those names. I’ve hardly heard anything on here mentioned about Demolition Man, I thought that was a pretty sweet movie!
October 4th, 2004 at 12:27 am
I like more Steven Seagal
November 7th, 2004 at 8:27 am
im glad Oscar didnt make your top five i actually enjoyed it but cliff hanger did him no favours.
November 17th, 2004 at 11:29 pm
Looks like most people disagree with you’re opinion. I think he’s pretty good myself. And I agree with the fact that you have no place to put his movies down.
November 26th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
Stallone is a legend, and you fooksticks are a bunch of sheep. You think it’s cool knocking Sly’s movies. How bout’ not being sheep for once and actually say you Hated Lord of the Rings more than Rhinestone, ya fooken waankerz!
December 17th, 2004 at 3:55 am
Dudes, Stallone WROTE Rocky. It was Best Picture. If he did nothing else , he deserves your respect. And the only movie better than Rocky was Rocky II so he’s done all right for himself.
January 3rd, 2005 at 7:23 am
Sly never has and never will be a great actor, period. All of his movies have sucked ass and you think otherwise then you need to wake up lay off the grass.
January 5th, 2005 at 9:59 pm
do u kno wot!!! if u reali dislike the man ryt!1 y do u kno practically everythin bout his films i actually sence jealousy!! y waste ur time slaggin someone that has a lot more money than u a bigger career yeh he wrote rocky but starrin in wots urs ent bad its a gud thing and im sure u wud want 2 as well!! i think ur whole sylvester thing was useless because it wudnt affend me if i was him n im sure a 59 yr old man with alot of money doesnt either dun giv up ya day job people!!!
January 11th, 2005 at 11:17 pm
Sylvester Stallone is PURE GENIUS! The Rocky saga is one of his best accomplishments, out of many. Who the hell cares if he was in a porno?He’s still awesome and a huge role-model to everyone.
January 12th, 2005 at 3:03 pm
sly is the man and always will be the man. he played best in all the Rocky’s. u dont like him, ur just takin up too much space on earth then. and Tango & Cash is a damn good movie. its ok Sly, all these haters are just jealous that u r the MAN. lickity splitz yall, peace
January 14th, 2005 at 10:30 pm
Sylvester Stallone’s mother is ugly, Have u seen her?
January 15th, 2005 at 4:40 pm
Insert random stupid statement by a member of stallones target market here.
You can see the lack of literacy by the writing of these comments.
M O R O N S
January 16th, 2005 at 8:58 am
SLYVESTER IS BETTER THAN VAN DAMME AND THAT FAT ACTOR STEVEN SEAGAL WHO IS BETTER SEAGAL OR VAN DAMME U TELL ME
January 27th, 2005 at 12:19 am
does any body no any info bout rocky 6. he was so hot in rocky 4.is he 59y he doesnt look it. did any one see him at the golded globe awardes
January 27th, 2005 at 12:21 am
he is so hot
January 27th, 2005 at 4:47 am
i saw him he presented an movie called million doller bill another boxing movie.
January 27th, 2005 at 4:57 am
i cant even remember all the movies of sly i seen ive seen so many. has any one here seen sly in person or meet him!
February 2nd, 2005 at 11:32 pm
you gotta admit, if you’ve seen “the party” he does have a pretty nice piece of italian sausage
February 8th, 2005 at 4:12 pm
F***ING HIS BEST MOVIE
J U D G E D R E A D
his best line : Demolition Man
“work u Mickey Mouse piece of SSHHIITT! lol
I LOVE HIM
February 17th, 2005 at 9:17 pm
Best actor there is. if you dont agree, you are wrong.
February 27th, 2005 at 3:12 am
i love sly,s movies. he was real good in,that one about a cop and the hot blonde. never mind, that was pauly shore. yea sly stinks! he’s on par with dulph and clud crap dam, and of course joey butfaceapukeo in snake boot biker. wow, i need a drink.
March 2nd, 2005 at 5:12 am
hi i am farrukh , i really like syl stallon well his movie series ROCKY really inspired me and now i realy wanna do like that because in that movies he had shown his enthusiesum and all the spirit with coureage . i like him very much
March 7th, 2005 at 12:07 am
Hey if you pplz think that sly is so good then i have one question! Why did he agree to get paid 500,000 for smoking in 5 movies! But i would think that he is the great actor if he tried to act out another movie that has someone from a hipper more realistic movie like being himself in the movie like an autobiography but wut he does on a regular basis. Well thats just my opinon anywayz!
March 11th, 2005 at 11:33 pm
Michael Sylvester Enzio Stallone is the hottest man in Entertainment, I could look at him all day and night and watch all of his movies, they are all good, Except I have never seen The Party at Kitty’s and Stud’s but I want to because he is naked(Oh Yeah)[big smile]I wouldn’t say they were the best, but they are good and some I like to watch over and over again. If you have a problem with Stallone it just means you are so jealous of his hott, sexy body and that wonderful voice, I could listen to him all the time, If anyone can get me a visit with him I would greatly appriciate it. It would be awesome to meet his kids and spend time with him, to get to know him and not his characters.
That is all I have to say, I am so glad Sly is on this earth.[Kisses to ya]
March 14th, 2005 at 9:17 pm
OMG!!
Sly is one om my favourite actors. Over the top, Rhinestone, Tango&Cash and Stop! Or my mom will shoot! are great movies. You don’t like Stallone singing, we’ll he sings superb. And he looks funny. It is nice to see he was capable of making a singing comedy. Btw. Rhinestone is one of his best movies, IMO. Over the top .. such a nice sentimental story… I liked the part where he ravages the park in front of the house with his truck. Tango&Cash… nice action movie with Curt Russel. I enjoy every Syllvester Stallone movie..
March 20th, 2005 at 8:58 am
I LOove sly. Rambo saga was the best and rocky really rocks. I dont understand how anyone cannot appreciate his bad ass! attitude that he portrays in many of his movies. Get a life those who cannot appreciate Stallone!!!
March 25th, 2005 at 2:24 am
What About F.I.S.T.?
April 11th, 2005 at 1:36 pm
this web site sucks because i have never ever seen a shit stallone movie and over the top is 1 of the best movies i have ever seen exept rocky
April 11th, 2005 at 1:42 pm
yo adrian i love u
April 11th, 2005 at 1:47 pm
and rambo were good u basterds the worst 1 was judge dred and that were still good so wats this web site about and when is rocky 6 out if they are makin it because stallones 59 now so wat the f–k he will have to make it soon.
April 12th, 2005 at 3:09 am
Only in Amerika could someone like Stallone sneak off to Europe to teach sports at a girl’s school then come back once the draft was over and make movies about…fighting..in Vietnam…man this sucks when you consider the facts. Did I mention he is a wooden actor? —>”Duh, yeah, and dont’cha forgeddaboudit.” Duh for him! = )
April 14th, 2005 at 6:57 pm
Stallone can’t act, he’s still tryin’ and it ‘ll never work, i respect everybodies comment but sly sucks in every which way possible, arnie can’t act either, but theres one guy i really like to watch, schwarzenegger 1, stallone -0
April 15th, 2005 at 12:05 am
i think stallone rox no matter what movie hes in. he broke ribs makin movies 4 u animals and this is how u repay him. totally hateraid up in hur
April 25th, 2005 at 9:32 am
hey
NON of sylvester stallone’s mfilms are caryp!
who the fuck r all u 2 say that?
he iz better than every single 1 of u fuckin bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 25th, 2005 at 9:33 am
hey
NON of sylvester stallone’s films are crap!
who r all u 2 say that?
he iz better than every single 1 of u!!!!!!!!
May 22nd, 2005 at 7:20 pm
…..
May 31st, 2005 at 5:44 am
Lockup was a great film, deserves to be on this list. Does anybody know what Stallone did in the 80s that made him go straight to video? All of his crappy films were produced by Golam / Globus. What did they have on the guy? Did they convince him that the real $$$ was in video? I heard stories from movie execs who said that they didn’t care what Stallone pulled in at the box office because his video rentals and sales were more lucrative, and they could recoup more of their investment.
June 18th, 2005 at 8:04 pm
Get Carter WAS a superb film…with Michael Caine starring.
But Sly’s remake was just lousy.
Face it, Yankees: Brits DO IT BETTER!
June 30th, 2005 at 8:15 pm
sylvester is the best. so all the people that think his movies are shit you have not got a life. sly is so sexy and so fit.
LOVE YOU SLY ***********
June 30th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
SHUT UP HE EARNS A LOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU. AN HE IS VERY PROUD OF IT
June 30th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
Sylvester stallone is great no matter what anyone says, Rocky films are still gd and the contender was awesome too.
July 5th, 2005 at 11:11 am
Stallone is my favourite actor …he is truly the best and i`m never tired of watching his movies ! he has achieved so much and he deserves it all .. And all of you who thinks otherwise, well , i feel sorry for you…your jus jelous! Sylvester i love you soooooo much !!!!
July 5th, 2005 at 11:13 am
ohh..and pls pls pls ..i want Rocky 6 !!!!
July 5th, 2005 at 11:57 pm
Dear Sylvester Stallone thank you for the
Autograph Picture of you I got from my
Friend Peter you gave it to him and he gave
me the person you call Deb I really
wanted it so thank you so much for it I hope
you have a wonderful 59th birthday I hope
you get what you want for your birthday ok
I will never for get this ok I will alway’s
remeber this ok. thank’s again from your extreme
number one fan Debbie Ann Rigby Ps I will put
the autograph Picture in a frame ok .
July 8th, 2005 at 10:19 pm
Jealous? of sylvester stallone? Me? Oh yeah I really wish I had a speech impedimant, hosted a show where pituary retards knock the shit out of each other, and had a hideously deformed mother. My mother is only slightly deformed and this fills me with rage.
August 31st, 2005 at 8:43 am
I like Sylvester Stallone movies, except a few. If you dont like over the top, well just try to see it again, and focus more on the family affair, the one which he has to fight to have his son back. It is really a nice movie and very touching too.Please watch the movie again and understand the message from the bottom of your heart.
August 31st, 2005 at 1:24 pm
STALLONE IS THE BEST¡¡¡¡¡¡
OVER THE TOP IS A GREAT MOVIE¡¡¡¡¡¡
STILL IS THE ONE¡¡¡¡¡
FOREVER ROCKY¡¡¡¡¡
September 27th, 2005 at 10:41 am
fuk u sly is the best ever actor nd hes so hot so get a grip nd hes fukin ace in all rocky nd rambo films also stop or my mum will shoot is fukin mad kk cuntz!!~
September 27th, 2005 at 10:46 am
Sly is sexy as fuk and iam carryin his child
November 2nd, 2005 at 8:51 pm
The Five Worst Sylvester Stallone Movies
There were just five?
November 16th, 2005 at 5:09 pm
did you notice that not ONE fan defended “Stop or my mom will shoot!”
it would’ve been fun to see them try… damn
stallone has his moments… I’ve seen them worst…
Oh and Rocky rules. The first one is amazingly performed and the script is pretty good… I guess the high point of it is that the 80s hadn’t started yet…
December 4th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Stallone is an amazing actor, he is so talented, i love all his movies. I think he’s one of the bets actors ever
Stallone rules for ever and ever
December 17th, 2005 at 9:21 am
All this bullshit won’t really matter, Stallone has already become a legend and you are wasting your time trying to change people’s opinions. He’s like Santa, Merry Christmas, LOL
December 24th, 2005 at 2:46 am
people dont no wat your talking about i don’t think any any actor could have played a better job in rocky one of the best movies ever made,and he did the best performance i’ve seen in a long time’ p s and i guy that was broke and all he wanted to do was do that roll and took a chance on empty sly well done ..it be an honor to stand by your side your up there with the best of them………..stefano trano.
January 2nd, 2006 at 2:38 pm
sly is great if u think he isnt your going to have the heart to stand in front of me and to do that you must be willing to die yourself. All rocky films are 5 star
January 28th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
True story…
My dad worked for a large construction equipment maker (whose products are yellow). As a marketing manager he would occasionally be approached by a Hollywood types who wanted to do product placement.
In the mid-80s, he met with one Hollywood flunky. He pitched my dad on a new Stallone movie: Stallone was a trucker and trying to arm wrestle his way to winning back his son. At one point in the movie, Stallone would be at a truck stop and lift the hood of his rig to show off his neato truck engine (enter product placement here.)
My dad passed. God bless him. Probably saved the company.
February 13th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
your an idiot. What have you accomplished in your life?? Ok…you put up a site that is worth: NOTHING!
so long M.F…
ari
September 7th, 2006 at 3:39 am
your all full of shit.im not a stallone fan but even i know hes been one of the best.for someone who came from nothing to rise to the top is a great acheivment.its easy for you losers to sit back and bag the shit out of someone when you all are probably in your 40’s still living with your parents and have never had a root or even touched a girl.stallone is great,and i dont see any of u dumb fucks doing anything.next you will be picking on steve erwin,god rest his soul.
October 1st, 2006 at 7:52 pm
The Jack ass who wrote this is a mother f*cken loser!!!
November 8th, 2006 at 11:48 pm
Stallone is the worst actor ever…..ok so Steven Segal is the worst ever. But Stallone is right behind him. His porno was real too. Here is a clip from “Party at Kitty and Studs”
http://newsfilter.org/videos/index.php?id=32606
November 22nd, 2006 at 11:23 am
I don’t know what you’re saying, but he’s hot!
November 23rd, 2006 at 3:00 pm
I saw the clip of “Party at Kitty and Studs”. Well…he’s talent is obvious. Who cares about Rocky after this?
December 19th, 2006 at 10:35 am
i think he’s the most hated person in america… But to think that even when so much people hate him, he managed to survive (just like Rocky)… BRILLIANT!!! He’s genuine… far better than many of the new age stars. yeah.. he’s tried something different in his career and has had setbacks coz of that. But that’s not a crime i guess. No matter whatever ways people try to write him off… he’ll always be remembered for that handful of wonderful movies he’s made. Rocky will continue inspiring many more generations…
January 18th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
CHUCK NORRIS ate Sly. Chuck norris is god
January 22nd, 2007 at 1:01 pm
I don’t know what all this arguiing is about, but for all you people that say that Sly’s movies all suck could kiss my ass. This guy had nothing to start with. He had to start from scratch. The question you people have to ask yourself is, (How can I succeed in the situation I’m in now.)For all you people out there that saw Rocky 6, just listen to what he said. (It’s not how many times you get knocked down, it’s how quick you can get up”).I would like to see all you people that put him down accomlish what he did. Look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself what you accomplised in the year 2006. Stop judging him or anybody else for that matter and change the things that you don’t like about yourselves.Look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourselves this question, If someone ask you in January of 2008 what you acomplished in the year 2007 what are you going to say to them. Exactly what is it that you would like to say to them. I’m just giving everyone of you something to think about. Besides I am a big Rocky fan. I would love to meet Sylvester Stallone in person. Maybe get a chance to workout with him or play a part in a movie with him. I know that I can act. If you happen to see this Sylvester Stallone I would just love to meet you. For everyone of you that reads this, good luck to all of you. I hope that you all accomplish what your heart desires. If any of you don’t think anything is possible just ask God to help you and guide you on your way.
January 24th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
SLY is”nt so bad. he earned name in RAMBO n ROCKY.
January 24th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
stallones films are mint you must be sick to think they are crap!!!!
February 6th, 2007 at 7:59 am
February 13th, 2007 at 9:15 am
I think Sylvester Stallon has done brilliant films and by far the best ones are the Rocky series and I think he is a good actor. He also is gorgous and has by far got the best body i have seen in a long time. xxxxx
February 13th, 2007 at 9:33 am
Sylvester Stallon is far the best actor on this earth all his films are all the best, there is no other actor as good as stallon. HE’S THE BEST I LOVE HIM h’s number 1 xxxx
February 21st, 2007 at 5:17 am
Stop beefing Sly, he is hot as F, I have loved him since a child & would still marry him now.
If you don’t lke him don’t watch him!
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:41 pm
I don’t wanna to fall in lo-hovee I just wanna fall in bed…..
Rhinestone: Sly looks for a ride to town and up pulls a “strange” southerner..”Get innn..” hahahhaha
Best part in Cobra : “Your the disease…Im the cure”..
Avenging Angelo: “Brut?”
If u notice, he has some absolute beautifully sculpted feet in Copland
The Specialist: “There’s nothing wrong with being sentimental”
Assassins: Banderas-”Fack youu”
Rocky 4:Paulie (one of my fave characters) “aah!…ahh!…goddamn!” hehehe (falling in the snow)
March 8th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Well, well,well,opinions are like assholes, everyones got one and they’re all different. So here’s mine. Personally, I like all the movies he made because I’m a fan. But, whether or not he is a good or bad actor is probably irrelevant to him. Mostly, actors of every caliber have one thing in common…..They’re in it for the money. Keeping that in mind, Sly is very accompolished in that area. So, KUDOS to him and everyone else that makes fortunes pretending to be someone else for us, the masses.
March 20th, 2007 at 10:56 am
as soon as i found out about this porno thing i needed to see it….well done sly(Y)
March 24th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
To all you peeps on here slagging of stallone, even though he might have had a couple of so called flops here and there he still has more than any of yous will ever have, to me a great actor a good person and if he ever reads this well, Thanks for the Movies SLY.
murrkei(at)gmail.com
April 7th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
April 11th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
i am not a fan of sylvester stallon but he is a really
great actress and his films are great i like rocky the best number 4 is my favourite one and anyone out there who says nasty thing about him you are just gelous that he has a great success in his life
April 12th, 2007 at 10:27 am
I agree that “Stallon” is a “great actress.”
Happy?
Actually, I really think Stallone redeemed himself with Rocky Balboa. It’s the best movies he’s made in years.
April 21st, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Over The Top, note the NYC t-shirt. Arm wrestling champion Jason Vale is from NY. He was there 911, then a federal judge put him in prison for six years. He was not convicted of anything, the judge just put him in prison for six years for “contempt”! Yep. He’ll get out eventually. Make it a movie then. For the movie version, change the plot slightly so Stallone can play the part. Jason(Stallone) is convicted of being innocent as charged, goes to prison for six years for contempt of the judge, the cancer thing goes on(details on request), which makes the judge an attempted murderer, and instead of six years it’s thirty-five years because Jason(Stallone) has to kill people to stay alive in the slammer. Didn’t Stallone already play a convict who has to compete in underground matches run by the warden?
Shortzaneuter never said anything but yes man to Bush One via any of his movies. At least Rambo yanked on his puppet strings. I saw Rocky I in Balboa Park, San Diego, by coincidence.
April 21st, 2007 at 11:27 pm
“word up says: Only in Amerika could someone like Stallone sneak off to Europe to teach sports at a girl’s school then come back once the draft was over and make movies about…fighting..in Vietnam”
That’s funny. You wrote that in 2005, before Bush was elected the first time. This is 2007, before Bush was elected the first time. Bush deserted the national guard after training on a plane that was so old there was no chance he would be sent to Vietnam to fly it. Cheney picked up ever draft deferment he could when he needed to escalate deferments(student to married to have a child etc). No neocon chickenhawk in the Bush admin or Republicans in congress who voted for war ever fought in wars or have children who do. Only the Democrats in congress have combat veterans among them. Bush was just a playboy fratboy, and Shortzaneuter, what did he do in Vietnam?
Katherine Harris who threw the 2000 election fraud in Florida for Bush(police roadblocks for black voters, mafia voting machines for which Louisiana pols had already gone to PRISON for), herself went to L’Abris in Switzerland about the time Stallone was a gym teacher there. They might have had a baby after they made porn films in Switzerland, check it out!
March 28th, 2008 at 11:22 am
June 13th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
I’ve seen quite a few movies and I agree rocky was his only good movie. It hurts for allot of people to hear this but Sly is not as good as some people would make him out to be.
July 20th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
whoverever is makin fun of sylvester stallone could go die in a ditch he is the most hottest and sexyest and greatest actor of all time they wouldnt call him a legend for nothin seriously!!! and yes the guy does have shitty but every actor is the same. i mean not everybody movies r great. and i would do ANYTHING to meet the guy… wtv the dude is kool…and HOT:D