Comments on: the bearer of bad news

By: stlserver

stlserver — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 15:22:28 +0000

I have been a process server for 15 years. It was something I was very nuch accustomed to growing up as the business I work for is a family biz and was started by my great grandfather. Don’t dis the job simply because youre sore and have obviously been harrassed by a process server and most likely it was because you were acting like a total twat instead of just accepting your fate and taking the papes. Like the author said, you don’t have to like it and I could give a shit less if you wipe your ass with it after I leave your house. The funny thing is is that I’m so used to assholes like that, that I will go home and forget about you, but you will most likely remember me for the rest of your life.

As a FEMALE, (that’s right), no one thinks twice before opening the door to me but there are PLENTY of times I deal with assholes and people who know I am comming anyway. I too, have to go to many inner city hoods to get my job done, and in st louis….well, good luck to any outsiders who aren’t privy to the streets in this city. BTW, I CAN and DO carry a gun and process servers have the right of tresspass, thank you very much. If you are being a fuckface, expect me to crawl up on your back porch and peer through your bedrooms windows, and knock on everyone of them,, on a nightly basis, waking up whoever I need to at 3 am in order for u to get sick of the game. I don’t turn on you until you show your ass, remember that. And I WANT to have to work on you for months in a row because I get 75 to 95 dollars PER ATTEMPT I make on your sorry ass, so thanks for lining my wallet with the green, dumb fuck, and then thanks for paying for it too because the judge will order you to pay the costs of service that it took get get your stupid dumb fuck served, you mindless fool. And HA-FUCKING-HA!!!!

Um and yes….I’m glad that you think what you do is so more validating than what I do. It must be because you are happy sitting in the same room all day, looking at the same people, letting your ass spread while sitting for 8 hrs a day, doing mindless work that involves no brain activity, while making your 30k a year. LMAO
Meanwhile…think about me, 120k plus a year, my own hours, respect of many high profile people in my city, healthy brain activity, excercise….and blah blah blah, and I love that you hate me and thanks for making me rich and then remember to kiss my ass later. Fuck you very much.

By: Ann

Ann — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 20:39:52 +0000

What I want to put out there is that there are some screwball process servers that don’t actually serve you and then lie about it in court. And the judge favors the plaintiff because well for example the defendant must owe them something but even with the phony tesitmony of the process server and the plaintiff and documented references to the improper service (not once but twice) – the judge favors the plaintiff and the process server walks out like an angel and the defendant like the devil…do your job and that’s it, but do it half assed or not at all and then lie in court that’s just low balling. One in particular was screaming at me off the witness stand calling me a liar and I’d never crossed paths with this person who swore I was standing in my door refusing service. (never happened) but again, I believe the judge was sympathizing because isn’t there a jail sentence for perjury? I want to file some complaints against this person somewhere.

By: serving is fun

serving is fun — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:33:31 +0000

Some people are getting wrongly served because the plantiff is a scam artist, but for the most part we deal with losers living beyond their means, and we put them in their place. Welfare mom’s with big plasma TV’s, suburbanites living entirely on credit who think they’re Al Pacino in “Scarface”. A bunch of losers who need to be served…and if they get violent I’m more than prepared to kick the living shit out of them!

By: Alan the Great

Alan the Great — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:37:53 +0000

Cool article. I love how the internet is 100% open to anyone who wants to write something…. how else would I run an article called ‘inflammable hamster’? Before I read this, all I knew of process servers was what the media told me. Now I know better.

By: Rouver

Rouver — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 19:19:23 +0000

Amazing how people get riled with a 4+ yr old article. Kudos!

By: LadyServer

LadyServer — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:31:45 +0000

Process Servers are as low as crack dealers, and just a hair above child molesters? Wow, what an intelligent statement. How dare you! I have been a process server for more than ten years. Originally I started serving papers merely as a way to feed my children. The money was fantastic! And, along the way, I have been able to help both Mom’s and Dad’s collect badly needed child support, and kids who needed protection from an abusive parent as well. Do I like my job? I love it! I love it because it’s an important part of the judicial system, because desperate people get the help they deserve, and because the scum sucking low lifes who think they can outwit me…never do! Thank you though for your “insightful” and “intelligent” comments on a subject that you clearly know nothing about. Sarcasm intended. And as I always wish everyone I serve…Have a nice day!

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By: ServerJohnDoe

ServerJohnDoe — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:50:38 +0000

As a process server, DWVR’s comments are insane. Saying we’re as low as crack dealers? Hating process servers is like hating the mail carrier because some of your mail contains bad news you don’t want to hear.

NYM on the other hand, can’t possibly understand why someone would do the job. In my city the only other people who make the same at an evening part-time job while going to college, are bartenders and waitresses, and personally I find process serving more peaceful, even though I often have to go into bad neighborhoods where I feel at risk.

The funny thing is though, the most angry violent “customers” I’ve dealt with happened to be rich people in nice neighborhoods. Some person in the ghetto who maxed out a $300 credit card 5 years ago, never reacts as badly as a rich businessperson who finds out their getting sued for several million dollars in federal court!!!

Chandras comments are right on the money. It’s not always an enjoyable job, but what job really is anyway? I’ve hated other jobs a lot more! One nice thing is that I’m in my car all night with the freedom to listen to whatever I want on the radio, call anyone, stop by anywhere to grab something to eat or drink (or take a piss) and no one’s breathing down my neck. Long live process servers!

By: KLJ

KLJ — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

The best thing I’ve come across on the internet today.
And I mean that as a sincere compliment, I been surfin’.
This is a realy great story.
You should submit this to Morbid Curiosity Magazine. They’d love it.