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		<title>Top Five Republican Gay Sex Scandals</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Marcotte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pink elephants on parade Q: How many Republican politicians can you fit in the closet? A: Evidently, all of them. It&#8217;s gone past ridiculous and straight to the absurd. At this point, it appears your average public restroom has more gay Republicans in it than clean handtowels. The &#8220;holier-than-thou&#8221; party has spent an awful lot [...]
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		<title>Britney Spears Wants to Have Sex with You</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2004 05:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Marcotte</dc:creator>
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Britney Spears has been straddling the line between innocent young thing and wanton sexpot for quite some time now.

Okay, she doesn't really <i>straddle</i> the line, as much as she mounts it and dry humps it like a cocker spaniel in heat. As she made clear in an early song, "She's not that innocent."
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Spears burst onto the pop scene in her too-short skirts, knee socks and tops tied tightly under her budding-but-not-yet-silicone-enhanced mammaries. The combination of baby-toned voice, little-girl innocence and fetish-inducing Catholic schoolgirl outfits was guaranteed to make her a huge star among middle-aged Japanese businessmen--but suprisingly it made her a star among horny tone-deaf men in America, as well.
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But the bigger suprise was that prepubecent girls found a new, talent-free role model to emulate. The popularity of low-rise jeans, low-cut tops and low-quality pop music can all be traced back to Spears--as well as any number of eating disorders.
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But when asked about her pubescent sexuality, Britney's message was always straightforward: no sex until marraige. But what was the queen of the prick-tease really saying to her fans? You're about to find out.
</p><p>
Let's listen to a three-second clip from her first hit, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" two different ways.
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<table border="0" width="100%"><tr><td align="center"><a target= "_new" href="http://www.badmouth.net/media/britney.mp3"><img alt="britney_good.jpg" src="http://www.badmouth.net/graphics/britney_good.jpg" width="175" height="130" border="0" /></a><br /><font face="arial, helvetica, sans serif">Here's the clip played forwards:
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<a target= "_new" href="http://www.badmouth.net/media/britney.mp3">Britney straight up</a>
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<i>"...with you I lose my mind, give me a si-"</i></p></font></td><td align="center"><font face="arial, helvetica, sans serif"><a target= "_new" href="http://www.badmouth.net/media/britney_reversed.mp3"><img alt="britney_bad.jpg" src="http://www.badmouth.net/graphics/britney_bad.jpg" width="175" height="130" border="0" /></a><br />And here it is played backwards:
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<a target= "_new" href="http://www.badmouth.net/media/britney_reversed.mp3">Britney reversed</a>
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<i>"...sleep with me I'm not too young."</i></p></font></td></tr></table>
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Backmasking, it's not just for crappy heavy metal bands that pretend to worship Satan anymore.
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For the record, I did not discover this little gem. A saw it in a flash animation elsewhere on the Internet, but I doubted its validity. So I downloaded the mp3 on my own and used editing software to make the above example myself. It's completely legit.</p>
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