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rear hans, germany becomes most

June 26th, 2002 by John Marcotte

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Like most people, I get a daily assortment of spam in my inbox. Get-rich-quick schemes, weight-loss products and, or course, porn. I take a variety of different tacks with my spam. I delete it. I fight it (with the excellent SpamCop), and I respond to it (read my letters to Moshood), but sometimes I just get puzzled by it…especially when it is in Dutch.

That’s right, I am now recieving Dutch spam. At least I think it’s Dutch. It might be German. I am similarly confused as to what the content is. I suspected porn, but I clicked on the link (for research purposes only) and it looks more like an ad for a Norweigan day spa than an ad for an online brothel in Amsterdam.

I examined the text of the message more closely and determined that, yep, it’s in another language. Undaunted, I cruised over to Altavista’s Babelfish, the online translator. They didn’t have a translator for Dutch to English, but they did have a German to English. I eagerly plugged in my spam. This is what I got:

Dutch Spam

There you have it. Plain as day. Sandra either wants to help me shed 15 pounds or she wants me to spank her with my lederhosen.

God bless.

5 Responses to “rear hans, germany becomes most”

  1. Seamonkey says:

    Here’s what Google has to say about it, I think this reads better. Rear one as you sees has I it finally created my small side to tinker. I hope times my parents wars nix of it also. You certainly still know most from our geilen Chats about me. Meanwhile I may correctly get it the tail clean-pushed into my geilen ass deeply… I with my friend conclusion unfortunately made. Click HERE for more photos of me. The photo made remaining gene my ex friend. That could not satisfy me however.

  2. Shmu says:

    “…may correctly get it the tail clean-pushed into my geilen ass deeply.”

    Ahh, now that’s just special. I tried this once, but the kangaroo wasn’t up to it.

  3. Rob Barends says:

    Nope, it’s in German.

    In a nutshell: Sandra is telling Uli that she likes to chat with him about how they did it, esp the rear attack.

    Gern geschehen.

  4. Seamonkey says:

    those whacky Germans. :)

  5. CaoS says:

    Hi,

    this is indeed very weird.
    I am from Germany and all I can say is that the text makes no sense.
    Seems to be a creation by a home-programmed translator combined with a photoshop plugin and the necronomicon, cooking the worst mix of german and english phrases.
    Nothing compared to the delicious german Ebay auction I saw last month.
    An US-Seller used a translation tool to put his words into german or what he believes could be german. Thank God the english original was written down in the same auction. So I was able to find out, what he tried to sell.

    By the way – great site!

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