Like most people, I get a daily assortment of spam in my inbox. Get-rich-quick schemes, weight-loss products and, or course, porn. I take a variety of different tacks with my spam. I delete it. I fight it (with the excellent SpamCop), and I respond to it (read my letters to Moshood), but sometimes I just get puzzled by it…especially when it is in Dutch.
That’s right, I am now recieving Dutch spam. At least I think it’s Dutch. It might be German. I am similarly confused as to what the content is. I suspected porn, but I clicked on the link (for research purposes only) and it looks more like an ad for a Norweigan day spa than an ad for an online brothel in Amsterdam.
I examined the text of the message more closely and determined that, yep, it’s in another language. Undaunted, I cruised over to Altavista’s Babelfish, the online translator. They didn’t have a translator for Dutch to English, but they did have a German to English. I eagerly plugged in my spam. This is what I got:
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I hope I please you and please tell myself then later as you for me hosed down.
here the side: http://www.tiefrein.hpg.ig.com.br/index.htm
ciao…
yours sandra
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There you have it. Plain as day. Sandra either wants to help me shed 15 pounds or she wants me to spank her with my lederhosen.
God bless.
May 4th, 2003 at 4:08 pm
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May 4th, 2003 at 4:09 pm
“…may correctly get it the tail clean-pushed into my geilen ass deeply.”
Ahh, now that’s just special. I tried this once, but the kangaroo wasn’t up to it.
May 4th, 2003 at 4:10 pm
Nope, it’s in German.
In a nutshell: Sandra is telling Uli that she likes to chat with him about how they did it, esp the rear attack.
Gern geschehen.
May 4th, 2003 at 4:11 pm
those whacky Germans.
April 29th, 2004 at 2:45 am
Hi,
this is indeed very weird.
I am from Germany and all I can say is that the text makes no sense.
Seems to be a creation by a home-programmed translator combined with a photoshop plugin and the necronomicon, cooking the worst mix of german and english phrases.
Nothing compared to the delicious german Ebay auction I saw last month.
An US-Seller used a translation tool to put his words into german or what he believes could be german. Thank God the english original was written down in the same auction. So I was able to find out, what he tried to sell.
By the way - great site!