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Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2001 23:18:23 +0100
From: “Moses Nwanga Mobutu”
To:
Subject: INTERNATIONAL FUNDS

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

FROM: MOSES NWANGA MOBUTU
THE NETHERLANDS.

SOLICITING FOR A BUSINESS VENTURE AND PARTNERSHIP

I am Moses Nwanga Mobutu the Son of the Late President Mobutu Sese
Seko, Late President of the Federal Republic of Zaire now Republic of Congounder the leadership of Joseph Kabila Son of the Late laurent Kabila.I presume you are aware there is a financial dispute between my family(the Mobutu family)and the present civilian Government of Joseph Kabila of the Congo.This is based on what they believe as bad and corrupt governance on the part of the Late President Mobutu Sese Seko.May his soul rest in peace.

Presently,we cannot do business openly here in Holland and many
countries in the world because of Joseph Kabila of my country making
propagandas that puts the name of the Late President Mobutu Sese Seko to disrepute in the eyes of the western world.As you might have read by now, a lot of President Mobutu’s bank accounts have since been wrongly confiscated by the government of Joseph Kabila.

Following the above mentioned reasons,I am soliciting for your
confidential assistance to take custody of US$25,000,000.00(Twenty Five Million United States Dollar),also front for our family in the area of business you desire profitable and see viable.This fund in question is fund earned by our family from the sale of timber while the Late President Mobutu was alive.

This sum of US$25,000,000.00 has secretly been deposited into a
confidential Security Company with Affiliates here in the
NETHERLANDS(HOLLAND),where it can easily be withdrawn or paid to a recommended beneficiary.The funds will be released to you by the Security Company based on my recommendation,on that note,you will be present as our partner who will be fronting for our family in any subsequent ventures.

To show our appreciation,I shall give you 20% of the funds and 20%
commission on any profit realized in the process of investment of this funds for your role in this business and upon the successful completion of this business deal,we will reimburse all expenses incurred by you in the process of the transaction before we share and invest it.Please, I need your entire support and co-operation for the success of this business venture.Your utmost confidentiality and secrecy is highly required due to our family’s present predicament.Your immediate response is expected.

Yours Sincerely,

Moses Nwanga Mobutu.

Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2001 22:11:03 -0800 (PST)

From: “John Q. Public”
Subject: International Funds
To: “Moses Nwanga Mobutu”

Moses,

I am extremely sorry to hear about your father. I will be the first to admit that I don’t know much about current events. The last time I watched CNN was when my wife Marti accidentally dropped the clicker. We were forced to watch four hours of Wolf Blitzer in Bosnia. The next time that happens, I’m just buying a new TV.

I am extremely interested in your business venture. I don’t know much about high finance, though. I did invest some money for my sister’s Scrabble Club and we made over $80! (Well, more like $50 after broker fees.)

Still, that was enough to buy everyone a humdinger of a breakfast at “Appleby’s.” I had a slice of lemon chiffon pie. It was heaven! Do they have Appleby’s in the Congo?

I am a bit confused about how we may have met. I’ve never been to the Congo or Holland. I flew to Sioux City once, for my sister-in-law’s wedding, but I’m pretty sure Sioux City is still in the U.S. of A.

Wait a minute! Holland is where they make the wooden shoes. Marti and I are taking clog dancing lessons down at the “Y.” That yenta Sylvia has a pair of clogs made in Holland and she always shows them off.

Maybe if this deal goes forward, you could get me couple of pairs of wooden shoes? Marti would be extremely appreciative. Especially if we could get some with tulips painted on them. Marti loves tulips.

Both Marti and I are extremely excited about the prospect of dealing with millions of dollars, but we’re a little nervous, too. The De Franco kid from across the street started flashing all sorts of money a few months ago, and then the IRS and the police got involved.

It turned out that Bobby was smuggling drugs for some drug cartel. He was flying down to Columbia twice a month and swallowing condoms full of heroin to smuggle back in the U.S. If your proposal involves swallowing condoms, the deal is probably off, although I will check with Marti to make sure.

I’m ready to find out what we need to do next, and Marti hasn’t been this excited since they started
showing Matlock again on the Superstation.

John Isling
Retired

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