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In-N-Out’s Secret Menu

February 24th, 2005 by John Marcotte

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In-N-Out Burgers is a West Coast institution. And one of the keys to their success has been keeping it simple. There are only four food items on the In-N-Out menu: Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Double-Double and French Fries.
In-N-Out compliments the food with the standard array of Coca-Cola beverages and three shakes: chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. And that’s the menu in its entirety…

receipt_tn.jpg…or at least that’s what they want you to think. The truth of the matter is that there is an extensive “secret menu” available for those in the know. In fact, the secret items actually outnumber the items legitimately on the menu.

This isn’t just stuff made up by bored employees. If you order a Flying Dutchman, “Flying Dutchman” prints out on your receipt. It’s in the computer.


There is lots of information out there on the Internet about the secret menu, but no one seems to have gotten it all, and a lot of what is out there is just plain wrong. Nothing is more embarrassing than ordering a secret item that doesn’t exist.

So, through dilligent research, we have managed to produce what we believe is the definitive guide to the In-N-Out secret menu.

Click on the name of the tester to see photos of our daring taste-test staff — Mgmt.

2×4 Burger

2x4 BurgerTester: Josef
Description: A “2×4″ is a burger with two beef patties and four slices of cheese. You can also order a “3×3,” a “4×2″ or any other meat/cheese combo your little heart desires. Rumors of a “100×100″ are widespread and thus far unproven. (Yeah, yeah. It’s been proven now. We know. —The Mgmt.) We’d love to see a photo, though.
Comment: The 2×4 was humongous, but great.

3-by-Meat Burger

3-by-Meat BurgerTester: John
Description: Three beef patties, no cheese. You can pretty much order “any number”-by-Meat.
Comment: Triple the meat, triple the pleasure. Do you want your colon blocked but don’t want to wait for years and years for it to happen? Well, In-N-Out has the burger for you. I miss my cheese.

“Animal Style” Burger

Animal Style BurgerTester: Patti
Description: Mustard-cooked beef patty, additional pickles, extra secret sauce with grilled onions.
Comment: I love this burger. Best if ordered without tomato. It has lots of oniony, cheesy, goodness with “special sauce” to boot. (No one ever says that the sauce is just Thousand Island dressing.)

“Double-Meat” Burger

Double-Meat BurgerTester: Maureen
Description: A Double-Double without the cheese.
Comment: The Double-Meat burger was huge — very filling. I would have liked some sauce, however. It seemed a little dry.

The Flying Dutchman

The Flying DutchmanTester: Steve
Description: 2 beef patties, 2 slices of cheese. That’s it. No lettuce. No onions. No bun. No nuthin’.
Comment: Two all-beef patties with cheese. What more can you say?

Grilled Cheese

Grilled CheeseTester: Rachel
Description: Cheeseburger without the “burger.”
Comment: I always order the grilled cheese because I don’t eat beef and veggie burgers are boring. It isn’t as boring as a regular grilled cheese. The sauce makes it better.

“Protein Style” Burger

Protein Style BurgerTester: Aaron
Description: Any burger you want wrapped in lettuce instead of that carbohydrate-laden bun.
Comment: It felt like it was missing something…oh yeah, the bun! The lettuce wrapping actually made it less messy, but I was still hungry afterward. Next time, I’ll try “Animal Style.”

Veggie Burger

Veggie BurgerTester: Chandra
Description: Hamburger with no burger and double tomatos.
Comment: Expected a “veggie burger.” Got a bun with whole grilled onions*, sauce, lettuce and double tomato. Not bad, but rather overly simple for eating out. Won’t order it again. I’ll stick with my usual Grilled Cheese with grilled onions.

“Extra Toast”

Extra ToastTester: Shireen
Description: Leaves your bread on the grill a tad longer resulting in “crispy buns,” which is not as dirty as it sounds. Can be ordered with any burger.
Comment: About the same. Maybe slightly crispier than normal — but not much.

Fries: “Animal Style”

Fries: Animal StyleTester: Ian
Description: French fries with secret sauce, onions and cheese on top.
Comment: Excellent! I will definitely order these again. Mmmmm…cheesey, oniony goodness!

Fries: “Light”

Fries: LightTester: Desiree
Description: French fries cooked a little less than normal.
Comment: My light fries were very good.

Fries: “Well-Done”

Fries: Well DoneTester: Patti
Description: French fries cooked a little longer than normal.
Comment: I couldn’t really tell the difference from these vs. the normal fries. Not very impressive. I don’t think I’d bother asking for well-done again.

Choco-Vanilla Swirl Shake

Choco-Vanilla Swirl ShakeTester: Rachel
Description: Chocolate and vanilla shakes in the same cup. Swirled, not blended.
Comment: It tastes like a regular chocolate shake to me.

Lemon-Up

Tea-AdeTester: Tevin
Description: 1/2 Lemonade, 1/2 7-Up. Since they started letting you get your own drinks, you can make this yourself.
Comment: I thought it was OK. And it tasted like a tangerine.

Neopolitan Shake

Neopolitan ShakeTester: Maureen
Description: Strawberry, vanilla and chocolcate all swirled together — not blended.
Comment: I loved the Neopolitan Shake. I expected all the flavors mixed together, but they were separate.

Tea-Ade

Tea-AdeTester: Miles
Description: 1/2 Iced Tea, 1/2 Lemonade. Since they started letting you get your own drinks, you can make this yourself.
Comment: It wasn’t good.

Failures

Tea-AdeTester: Various
Description: Not everything that we found on the Internet actually existed. So here are a few imaginary items that we ordered so you don’t have to.
Wish Burger – I assume this is a reference to a song from 1957 by The Chips, where you have two slices of bread, and you wish you had some meat. It’s supposed to be a veggie burger. Our lovely cashier had no ide what we were talking about. But she did recognize the words “Veggie Burger.” So we ordered that instead.
“On the Sal”: “On the Sal” was supposed to give us all the vegetables that normally go on the burger, with secret sauce on top, and nothing else — basically a tiny side salad. Once again, the lovely cashier had no idea what I was talking about.


But ordering the non-existant “On the Sal” taught us something important:
Although she had no idea what I was talking about, the cashier was perfectly willing to give me an “On the Sal” if I could describe it to her. Evidently, the registers at In-N-Out are a little more sophisticated than the “picture of the fries” model at Mickey-D’s.

The employees at In-N-Out will do anything to a burger if you ask them.

This probably doesn’t include stripping naked and dancing around the burger while praying to your dark gods, but it might — we didn’t ask.
Click here to get a downloadable PDF version of this menu that you can print out and take with you.

links

In-n-Out: the 20×20
Wikipedia: In-N-Out Burgers
In-n-Out: 100×100 What Up Willy!

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1,239 Responses to “In-N-Out’s Secret Menu”

  1. Jenni says:

    its called an Arnold PALMER, after the golfer. I worked out a golf course, and they are VERY popular among the golfing community.

    • Maezeppa says:

      AKA “Cajun ice tea”.

    • Patricko says:

      You are correct sir. Everyone knows what an Arnold Palmer is at any restaurant in LA.

    • Stephanie says:

      same out here in virginia. Although you can order an arnold palmer pretty much everywhere… there is a bar here in charlottesville called “Three.” You can actually order something like an arnold palmer but they use Firefly vodka instead of regular ice tea. They call it the John Daly. If you like arnold palmers its a great alcoholic version.

      **Firefly is an ice tea flavored vodka for those of you that arent familiar with it**

  2. Brian says:

    If you ask, they’ll give you a little baggy of peppers to go with your meal.

  3. Maezeppa says:

    A “compliment” is flattering praise. A “complement” is a good match.

    The word usage here is wrong: “In-N-Out compliments the food” should read “complements”.

    • P-Wizzles says:

      In-N-Out could compliment it’s food, say the food is flattered by it’s title.. Complimented.. :P

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  5. ginnie says:

    you forgot the cheese fries .. I saw those the other day !

    • brianguy says:

      yeah I did too, the last time I went to In N Out which was like a month ago. this was the first time I’d ever seen it.

  6. Hi all at in n out.
    Been eating ur burgers since I was 12 now 67..
    There on Francisketo. Came later with car club San Gabriel valley
    cal rods & nurfers. Remember Harry yelling at us to either order somthing
    or leave. To which we would order fries over and over
    again. Then order cokes. Last thing to order
    was the dbl dbl. This seem to keep Harry happy.
    All the kids where not born yet or were babies.
    This was from 1957 to 1961. Great era great time and great
    food. Harry’s not around anymored but the great in-n-Out will
    live on for ever we hope.
    All the best to all the employees. Are still getting those great bonus’s & commissions. Hope so. That’s what made the company
    a great place to work.

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  8. Fuzu says:

    Ooh dang i just typed a big comment and as soon as i hit post it come up blank! Please please tell me it worked properly? I dont want to write it again if i do not have to! Either the blog glitced out or i am an idiot, the latter doesnt surprise me lol.

    • Nicole says:

      Yeah your big long comment didn’t get published *laughs a little* I’m sorry

  9. brianguy says:

    I just e-mailed IN N OUT to ask if I could have some onion rings. LOL don’t ask me why but every time I go there I’m sad they don’t have ‘em…

    • brianguy says:

      I just got this response from them. it’s pretty much to be expected, but at least they responded…

      “Thank you, too, for your suggestion to add onion rings to our menu. Although we have no immediate plans to change our menu, we are always looking for ways to enhance the quality of food and service we provide. With this goal in mind, we are happy to share your suggestion and comments with our Management Team.”

  10. Nicole says:

    IF YOU GO TO THE IN ‘N’ OUT BURGER WEBSITE AND THEN CLICK ON MENU LOOK DOWN ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT AND IT’LL SAY NOT-SO-SECRET MENU, CLICK ON IT AND IT’LL HAVE SOME OF THE ITEMS THAT YOU GUYS HAVE ON HERE, BUT NOT ALL OF THEM!

    wow that was a long sentence and a lot of breathe!

  11. MR says:

    wow..u wer probly the most thorough website ive seen yett..but still u didnt include the root beer float

  12. eddie munster13 says:

    there is alot i never heard from but you forgot you can add mustard ass well along with there secret souce i all ways do

  13. Adam says:

    We accidentally ordered a “Wish” once. Its just a bun – and it does print out on the receipt.

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  15. jantzie says:

    I was once in line behind a fellow that asked for green chilies on his burger and the kid rang it up, no problem. Obviously this got me quite excited, and I ordered the same. Turns out these “green chilies” were actually jalapenos. It was slightly disappointing, but still a tasty surprise. The end.

  16. ely says:

    ;-( this potatos was terrebo hurt my stomach and had flu

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  18. Jeff Rose says:

    I was born on the west coast and ate In-N-Out for years. It wasn’t until I moved to the Midwest that I first discovered they had a secret menu. I was floored! In-N-Out is still my favorite burger joint and will always be. Nothing compares!

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