Alright, kids. It’s time for the badmouth.net War of the Worlds contest! War of the Worlds, which reteams Mega Director Steven Spielberg and Operating Thetan Tom Cruise, looks like it will be one of the bigget blockbusters of the summer. Two lucky Badmouth readers will recieve:
- One War of the Worlds baseball cap
- One War of the Worlds T-shirt (Size Large)
- And one anti-alien-mind-control beanie
The hats are one size fits all — which is how God intended hats to be. The shirts fit large people. If you are larger than large, you have my sympathy — I can’t fit into them either.
The beanie is made from 100% high-grade aluminum-foil — reflective side out. It adjusts to fit any size head and protects the wearer from both alien mind-control rays, and engrams sent by the evil galactic overlord Xenu.
Warning: Beanie cannot prevent user from making an ass of himself on Oprah, change his sexual orientation or cure his acquaintance’s post-partum depression.
That’s what vitamins are for.
Contest Is Over.
I will ship these prizes anywhere in the United States of America. I’m not going to ship anywhere that requires me to fill out a customs form. The contest ends at midnight on July 31st. The winners will be announced on August 1st. As always, I personally guarantee no spam will come to you as a result of entering this contest, so help me God.
June 21st, 2005 at 1:35 am
great site
June 21st, 2005 at 1:41 am
Hey
June 21st, 2005 at 1:49 am
Here, we go again…
The rules are printed above. This is not where you enter the contest.
June 21st, 2005 at 1:50 am
I wanna win
June 21st, 2005 at 2:29 am
I love the beanie….
June 22nd, 2005 at 7:55 am
You look like a demented Hershey’s Kiss!
June 26th, 2005 at 3:37 am
You gave me the first good laugh of the day!
August 27th, 2005 at 11:14 pm
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