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moshood the magnificent

John Marcotte — Fri, 31 Dec 2004 03:32:20 +0000

Editor's note: If you have not read the previous adventures of moshood and me, please take time to do so now. I'm not guaranteeing this will make any sense, otherwise.

Sometimes we get so caught up in our busy lives, that we forget the people that make life worth living. People like my good friend Moshood. Moshood, the son of a bloody dictator, is still desperately trying to move $60 million out of Africa. He is even willing to pay me $12 million to help, although I keep botching the deal somehow.

My perseverance has paid off though, as Moshood evidently has uncovered additional millions of dollars. Let's join the action.

a very moshood thanksgiving

John Marcotte — Fri, 29 Nov 2002 16:53:35 +0000

We have reached the time of year when we are supposed to take stock and recognize what we are thankful for. After much introspection, I came to the conclusion that I am thankful to have a friend like Moshood, that I can count on to cheer me up.

moshood: the return

John Marcotte — Sat, 19 Oct 2002 18:45:09 +0000

Longtime BadMouth readers will of course remember our good friend Moshood. A few months ago, I sent Moshood a little note to make sure he was okay. It seems the South Arican government had been arresting people for participating in the "Nigerian Banking Scam." Although I couldn't believe that my friend Moshood would be involved in such activites, I thought I'd better check in with him. Imagine my relief a few months later when he responded out of the blue.

moshood arrested?

John Marcotte — Mon, 22 Jul 2002 17:41:29 +0000

As many longtime readers will remember, I somehow botched an opportunity to embezzle millions of dollars from the Nigerian treasury with my good friend Moshood, who was the son of the late deposed dictator of Nigeria.

I was reading the news when I discovered that six men were arrested in South Africa for participating in what they are calling "The Nigerian E-mail Scam." Because of my good friendship with Moshood, I read more. It seems these scammers were using a variation of the same letter I recieved from Moshood. Undoubtedly, they had heard of his plight and were seeking to benefit from his misfortune.

move over moshood

John Marcotte — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 03:42:04 +0000

I was preparing to respond to my good friend Moshood, who has sent me almost a half-dozen e-mails checking on the status of our effort to loot the Nigerian treasury -- (See moshood and me and moshood 2: electric bugaloo) -- when I noticed a new offer in my mailbox. It seems yet another son of a deposed African leader is seeking my help to move millions of dollars out of the country. I guess I just have an honest face.

moshood 2: electric bugaloo

John Marcotte — Thu, 08 Nov 2001 18:51:48 +0000

I don't get much mail here. But from the bits and pieces that I do receive, one thing is clear: people love Moshood. So by popular demand, I am revisiting our Nigerian friend, who, frankly, I had been ignoring. As if the will of the people isn't enough, there is also the lure of the untold millions that Moshood will give me for helping him loot the Nigerian treasury. Related posts:

moshood and me

John Marcotte — Mon, 05 Nov 2001 07:31:16 +0000

[caption id="" align="alignleft" width="200" caption="Moshood on the move"][/caption]A few years ago, my parents recieved a letter in the mail offering them a small fortune if they would help the survivors of a deceased Nigerian dictator loot the state treasury before the new, democratic government moved into place. My mother forwarded the letter to me for some reason, and I did nothing with it. My father has never forgiven me for losing this opportunity to make untold millions. That's why I was so excited to hear from my good friend Moshood. Moshood also needs to find a way to move millions out of the impoverished nation of Nigeria. I'm no dummy, this time he has my full coopoeration. Related posts: