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Badmouth is in Maxim

John Marcotte — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:00:08 +0000

I'm busy pulling the staple out of my navel as we speak... Related posts:

badmouthing the radio

John Marcotte — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:15:08 +0000

I recently was interviewed for the Food Guy and Marcy syndicated radio show. The “Guy” in “Food Guy” is Guy Fieri, winner of the first “The Next Food Network Star” contest. He currently has three shows on the Food Network and a string of restaurants dotting Northern California and beyond. His co-host (and producer) on [...] Related posts:

In-N-Out’s Bible Passages

John Marcotte — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:27:07 +0000

or Holy Cow! You got your Jesus in my hamburger! From our top-rated guide to the secret menu to Eric Albertoni’s stomach-churning pictorial on surviving the ingestion of a 20×20, In-n-Out has long been Badmouth’s favorite fast-food establishment. But the secrets of In-n-Out don’t stop at the menu. Sharp-eyed patrons have noticed that there are [...] Related posts:

In-N-Out: the 20×20

Eric Albertoni — Thu, 15 Sep 2005 04:30:33 +0000

“I will have a 20x20 and a soda,” may go down in history as the best thing I’ll ever say in a fast-food establishment. The cashier looked up from her register, to make sure I was serious. I was. With a stunned look on her face, she began to enter the order into the register. Apparently a 20x20 is complicated, because it took a good five minutes and about three employees to get it entered in. By this time everyone that worked there had heard about the order and one by one they came over to look at the freak while I was waiting to pay. I think I’m now a permanent part of In-N-Out lore. Related posts:

In-N-Out’s Secret Menu

John Marcotte — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:33:41 +0000

In-N-Out Burgers is a West Coast institution. And one of the keys to their success has been keeping it simple. There are only four food items on the In-N-Out menu: Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Double-Double and French Fries.

In-N-Out compliments the food with the standard array of Coca-Cola beverages and three shakes: chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. And that's the menu in its entirety...

...or at least that's what they want you to think. The truth of the matter is that there is an extensive "secret menu" available for those in the know. In fact, the secret items actually outnumber the items legitimately on the menu.

This isn't just stuff made up by bored employees. If you order a Flying Dutchman, "Flying Dutchman" prints out on your receipt. It's in the computer.

There is lots of information out there on the Internet about the secret menu, but no one seems to have gotten it all, and a lot of what is out there is just plain wrong. Nothing is more embarrassing than ordering a secret item that doesn't exist.

So, through dilligent research, we have managed to produce what we believe is the definitive guide to the In-N-Out secret menu.