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Britney Spears Wants to Have Sex with You

May 18th, 2004 by


Britney Spears has been straddling the line between innocent young thing and wanton sexpot for quite some time now.

Okay, she doesn’t really straddle the line, as much as she mounts it and dry humps it like a cocker spaniel in heat. As she made clear in an early song, “She’s not that innocent.”

Spears burst onto the pop scene in her too-short skirts, knee socks and tops tied tightly under her budding-but-not-yet-silicone-enhanced mammaries. The combination of baby-toned voice, little-girl innocence and fetish-inducing Catholic schoolgirl outfits was guaranteed to make her a huge star among middle-aged Japanese businessmen–but suprisingly it made her a star among horny tone-deaf men in America, as well.

But the bigger suprise was that prepubecent girls found a new, talent-free role model to emulate. The popularity of low-rise jeans, low-cut tops and low-quality pop music can all be traced back to Spears–as well as any number of eating disorders.

But when asked about her pubescent sexuality, Britney’s message was always straightforward: no sex until marraige. But what was the queen of the prick-tease really saying to her fans? You’re about to find out.

Let’s listen to a three-second clip from her first hit, “Hit Me Baby One More Time” two different ways.

Schoolgirl Britney
Here’s the clip played forwards:

Britney straight up

“…with you I lose my mind, give me a si-”

Badgirl Britney
And here it is played backwards:

Britney reversed

“…sleep with me I’m not too young.”

Backmasking, it’s not just for crappy heavy metal bands that pretend to worship Satan anymore.

For the record, I did not discover this little gem. A saw it in a flash animation elsewhere on the Internet, but I doubted its validity. So I downloaded the mp3 on my own and used editing software to make the above example myself. It’s completely legit.

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144 Responses to “Britney Spears Wants to Have Sex with You”

  1. yahia says:

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  3. Fido says:

    I knew that britney was a slut, but damn!!!!!

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  5. asif says:

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  6. asif says:

    a britney i like you because your eyes and breast is same as my girlfriend.her name is razia she lives in more khunda lahore pakistan.and she is in motorway police of pakistan.and this time she is engry with me because,she blames me that i love with another girl.but by God i love her.britney please told her that i love her so much.her mobile number is+**********

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  7. dyllan says:

    hey twain what are u doing do u love everyone?

  8. jess says:

    i dont if it was intentional but she`s a whore anyways so who cares??
    tell you the truth most guyz at my school think she`s a evil lil whore and that she needs to stop being a whore.

  9. shady says:

    i want to have sex 4 fun as long as d girl is sexy shad_d_shiftylebo@hotmail.com

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  11. mostafa says:

    f–k you brithney

  12. mostafa says:

    sorry brithney

  13. akeem olajuwon says:

    i am from nigeria but i live in china, 27y,i really care for u

  14. shinder says:

    helo britney i love you . you love me .please give me answar .

  15. izabel says:

    hello!britney ,am not very good,better in french lol,hum iwant you not becose a live before the simp.exp.think juste about we have juste one lift(vie)and dont do it wath better for you and your childs ,in is your first resp.you have the money a non wath you think but do the best for you and you alone.scrims in your sings.tool you baby is juste bad passe and no stops fight you can becose my fight alone and no money to mucht is simple de notting et you chose for you life is better ,week-up fast ,no confience no body,read my back svp and a no want to talk with sombodyeals loll

  16. emeka says:

    your all are jealous of brithney spears bcos she is sexy and legitimate but remember she is very beautiful and pretty but the thing i love about her is that she has an angelic vioces that could turn the world underside. she sings more than a bird

  17. Austin says:

    Come have sex with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. mack says:

    I will have sex with you!!

  19. Thomas says:

    Britney is so SEXY!!!!!!!

  20. Thomas says:

    I would love to have sex with u Britney.LOL.

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