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Britney Spears Wants to Have Sex with You

May 18th, 2004 by


Britney Spears has been straddling the line between innocent young thing and wanton sexpot for quite some time now.

Okay, she doesn’t really straddle the line, as much as she mounts it and dry humps it like a cocker spaniel in heat. As she made clear in an early song, “She’s not that innocent.”

Spears burst onto the pop scene in her too-short skirts, knee socks and tops tied tightly under her budding-but-not-yet-silicone-enhanced mammaries. The combination of baby-toned voice, little-girl innocence and fetish-inducing Catholic schoolgirl outfits was guaranteed to make her a huge star among middle-aged Japanese businessmen–but suprisingly it made her a star among horny tone-deaf men in America, as well.

But the bigger suprise was that prepubecent girls found a new, talent-free role model to emulate. The popularity of low-rise jeans, low-cut tops and low-quality pop music can all be traced back to Spears–as well as any number of eating disorders.

But when asked about her pubescent sexuality, Britney’s message was always straightforward: no sex until marraige. But what was the queen of the prick-tease really saying to her fans? You’re about to find out.

Let’s listen to a three-second clip from her first hit, “Hit Me Baby One More Time” two different ways.

Schoolgirl Britney
Here’s the clip played forwards:

Britney straight up

“…with you I lose my mind, give me a si-”

Badgirl Britney
And here it is played backwards:

Britney reversed

“…sleep with me I’m not too young.”

Backmasking, it’s not just for crappy heavy metal bands that pretend to worship Satan anymore.

For the record, I did not discover this little gem. A saw it in a flash animation elsewhere on the Internet, but I doubted its validity. So I downloaded the mp3 on my own and used editing software to make the above example myself. It’s completely legit.

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144 Responses to “Britney Spears Wants to Have Sex with You”

  1. hotty says:

    yes britney is a slut but who isnt these days? i think u should all give her a break especially those disgusting perverts!her music rox! and any1 who thinx it doesnt u havnt heared reall music at all! oh and most ppl do hav really bad acne but thats not a reason to persecute any1

  2. Just me says:

    Nude celeb photos are
    available!!!!!!!!!!
    Britney Spears, Kristin kreuk, etc.

  3. well i’d say to da biatch u’re dirty whore

    its ok though i like dirty whores who smoke up a chimney

    let me lick u’re boobies

  4. Jessie says:

    I WILL NOT come outside so u can have sex with me!

  5. krypstar says:

    she is a slut and Timberlake should have dumped the retard. oh and my mate Jamie loves her ugly shit face

  6. Marissa says:

    Well, I didn’t know about the subliminal messages in her ridiculously meaningless on the charts music..But i’ll tell you something I did know, that disgusting that acne infested face of hers. Ok, I know, thats mean. Really, she hasn’t always been like this, probably from all the stress. But I can say that if I had acne, especially in the spotlight, I would shoot myself.

  7. todd says:

    hey babe wanna come over and have sex with me id get n**** to be with you

  8. todd says:

    babe do u love me yet i will kiss you breast i am 21 and i love to have sex………with you nobody else and i would love you and i would not even care if you were naked on OUR weding day and ur babe could be named lil sexy! it is soo HOT at MY house… to have sex with you

  9. todd says:

    babe do u love me yet i will kiss you breast i am 21 and i love to have sex………with you nobody else and i would love you and i would not even care if you were naked on OUR weding day and ur babe could be named lil sexy! it is soo HOT at MY house… to have sex with you and if you love me ill kiss every inch of your body!ya babe

  10. Dorkin' Out says:

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  11. ilyas says:

    i love u so much i want to f— u now but……

  12. While on the topic of Britney Spears

    Just to make clear, I don’t like Britney Spears. But I thought I should do another post about her to warn you of her tricky music backmasking.

    Listen to this clip from Britney’s song “Hit me baby one more time”

    Now listen to the same clip in …

  13. bluefoxfire says:

    why am i not surrprised by this? i always thought thst she was a bitch looking for a good f–k, but, i never had proof of that. you guys have too much proof!!! but, anyway, love the site!!

  14. steffi jorna says:

    wtfack!! dat heb ik helemaal niet geschreven!!!!

  15. 50cent says:

    i love you bretney…………….

  16. kirk says:

    ha ha rad. “crappy heavy metal bands that pretend to worship Satan”

  17. ECHO says:

    INFORMAL CONTECST FOR FORMAL USE
    BLACK AND WHITE i mean,i like that.You are on the right track just stey there

  18. emergency call says:

    come ooooon brit,kev tell them I need that rest

  19. Lucille says:

    ` Of course Britney knew that the message was on the track. It is VERY rare that something like that be recorded on a track without the artist’s knowledge. This is another clever marketing technique. Did you notice the Britney frenzy that proceeded her FIRST HIT SINGLE? She kind of used reverse psychology in a way. She never WAS innocent, but she got what she wanted. A lot of press hustle nd bustle over her turning from the “innocent virgin” to the “fithy whore.” We all saw how quickly she turned young “virgin” Britney into the Britney we know and love today.

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