As one of the Internet’s foremost authorities on the In-N-Out Burger Secret Menu, I was recently approached by a writer for Maxim magazine to unravel the enigma of the fabled fast-food franchise’s hidden menu. And if you’re like me, you instantly thought: “Maxim has articles?”
It turns out that they do. And now I’m in one. I ended up being quoted in a few sentences towards the bottom instead of dominating the entire piece. They were probably afraid to put that much awesome in a single story. They didn’t want to detract from the women.
So now, I expect that thousands of 14-year-old boys will read all about Badmouth while they are in the bathroom with the magazine for an hour “brushing their teeth.”
If you spot me out and about, I’ll be happy to sign any copy of the magazine that is in “unused” condition.
Links
- Welcome to Burger Heaven, Maxim, August 2009
Tags: burger, in-n-out, Joanna Krupa, maxim


I new John before he became a Maxim model!
I’m disturbed that you added “69″ to the end of your name.
My husband subscribed to Maxim to help a student (he says) and replies to me with a weird-almost-mad tone when I imply that Maxim is like Playboy or FHM. Like it’s clean because the girls are not nude but are wearing bikinis and wet t-shirts instead. And yeah, I was surprised it had interesting articles too!
I mean this sincerely, I would much rather get caught reading Playboy than Maxim. The joke is true: I did read Playboy for the articles (in college at least.)
Maxim — not so much.